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21-10-2014, 09:36 AM
Snickers commercial
They should have a snickers commercial with god. I can see it now...

God is flooding the earth and doing psycho/murder-y things, when the devil comes up and hands god a Snickers bar and says "Here, God, you always turn into a serial killer when your hungry."

God then turns into Jesus and gets somewhat better, but still sends people to hell and is still testy sometimes. I mean, come on, it's a Snickers bar. How much is it really gonna satisfy Gods hunger? The guy needs a hardy meal.

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21-10-2014, 09:43 AM
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I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

This could explain why I'm an atheist.

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21-10-2014, 09:44 AM
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I have to say, this is a hilarious idea.

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21-10-2014, 10:04 AM
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(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

This could explain why I'm an atheist.

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Snickers is the best candy bar ever! Peanuts and chocolate rock!!
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21-10-2014, 10:19 AM
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(21-10-2014 10:04 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

This could explain why I'm an atheist.

Yes

No

Snickers is the best candy bar ever! Peanuts and chocolate rock!!

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21-10-2014, 10:21 AM
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(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

The problem with Snickers is the caramel. That stuff is just disgusting.

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21-10-2014, 11:02 AM
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(21-10-2014 10:21 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

The problem with Snickers is the caramel. That stuff is just disgusting.

But chocolate coated nuts of any variety are all similarly disgusting.

Explain that and stay fashionable!

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21-10-2014, 11:05 AM
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(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

This could explain why I'm an atheist.

Yes

Maybe you're just A-Snickers.

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21-10-2014, 11:16 AM
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(21-10-2014 11:05 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 09:43 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I never liked Snickers (even when it was called Marathon). Peanuts / choc combo just doesn't work for me.

This could explain why I'm an atheist.

Yes

Maybe you're just A-Snickers.

No maybe about it.

I see no reason to believe in the positive claims about the healing powers of that immoral snack.

It is offensive to those with peanut allergies.

And as for Revels... don't get me started!

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21-10-2014, 12:32 PM
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(21-10-2014 11:02 AM)DLJ Wrote:  But chocolate coated nuts of any variety are all similarly disgusting.

I've always regarded dark chocolate black walnut clusters as such compelling proof there is a god that their existence, especially in sugar free varieties, is likely responsible for delaying my becoming atheist by at least twenty years. Maybe more.

But then some people think the same thing about asparagus, so there's no accounting for taste.
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