So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
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01-08-2017, 06:47 AM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?



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01-08-2017, 08:14 AM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
Too easy... just shift the space's name sign for your bosses' car to the next space along. And leave your shitbox where it is. Tongue

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01-08-2017, 08:34 AM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
(01-08-2017 08:14 AM)SYZ Wrote:  Too easy... just shift the space's name sign for your bosses' car to the next space along. And leave your shitbox where it is. Tongue

Laugh out load That's fucking brilliant!
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01-08-2017, 02:33 PM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
Locked out of my car some years ago I called a locksmith. He arrived with key blanks for the car and a jeweler's file. He slid the blank into the doorlock, wiggled it, and withdrew it. There were marks where the cams had contacted the key edge, so he used the jeweler's file to notch each mark slightly. Then tried the key, withdrew it, and kept incrementally filing wherever fresh contact marks appeared. Eventually the door unlocked. He had to continue the sequence to get the key to work the ignition but that only took two tries since most of the key shape had already been established. Entire operation from first hello to receipt for $50 cash was less than 10 minutes.
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01-08-2017, 03:58 PM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
Thought about it....

Which of your co-workers did you piss off lately????

They saw the keys you left in the ignition.....

Go kiss their ass, and beg a bit... They might take pity on you and give you back the keys.....

Or at least they'll show you which dumpster they tossed them into...


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02-08-2017, 02:13 AM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
(01-08-2017 03:58 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(31-07-2017 07:45 PM)Gaest Wrote:  Hmm, you can't break the steering lock?

Sure, you can... It's just hard to get a good swing with a 9lbs sledge in the confines of a subcompact.....


And- for the record.. WTF compelled you to park in your bosses spot????

Do you trim your toenails whilst propping your feet up on his desk???


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02-08-2017, 01:16 PM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
I read the title as 'Any Tips on How to Hotwire a Cat'...

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02-08-2017, 02:50 PM
RE: So... Any tips on how to hotwire a car?
(02-08-2017 01:16 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  I read the title as 'Any Tips on How to Hotwire a Cat'...

That's easy...

Unless he's been neutered....

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