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13-09-2012, 06:05 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 05:55 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(13-09-2012 05:50 PM)Jake5150 Wrote:  Naw man, you got it all wrong. Jesus was an alcoholic, not a pothead.

No wonder he and I don't get along anymore.

Yeah, ever since he started drinking and thinking he was the son of god, he just hasn't been the same. Sad
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13-09-2012, 06:10 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 06:05 PM)Jake5150 Wrote:  
(13-09-2012 05:55 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  No wonder he and I don't get along anymore.

Yeah, ever since he started drinking and thinking he was the son of god, he just hasn't been the same. Sad

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13-09-2012, 06:11 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 04:33 PM)Jake5150 Wrote:  My friend wanted me to draw Jesus, so I did. In this drawing he has several fun accessories:
Lots of body hair
Stains on his pants
No shirt
A bottle of beer
No shoes
A cross tattoo

Fun fact, I drew it pretty bad on purpose. I'm not a good artist, but I can draw better than that if I wanted to.

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13-09-2012, 06:49 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 05:50 PM)Jake5150 Wrote:  
(13-09-2012 05:38 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  You titn't no tat mon?

Naw man, you got it all wrong. Jesus was an alcoholic, not a pothead.

Wino...dude liked his mad dog...

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13-09-2012, 06:50 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 06:49 PM)Seasbury Wrote:  
(13-09-2012 05:50 PM)Jake5150 Wrote:  Naw man, you got it all wrong. Jesus was an alcoholic, not a pothead.

Wino...dude liked his mad dog...

Naw, I think he was into artisan wines. He even went so far as to make his own.

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13-09-2012, 07:04 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
Last week in the office we had a prophet-sweepstake.

I drew mohammed.

I'm fucked!

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13-09-2012, 08:48 PM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 09:57 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: So I drew Jesus
I drew Jesus, and since I was shit out of luck, I discarded him, as I wanted an ace or a king, not the joker.

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13-09-2012, 09:52 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
I promised the friend of a friend that I would draw Jesus riding a unicorn. I seriously need to get on that.
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14-09-2012, 02:43 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 06:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Look, I drew Jesus too!

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Nice shading!

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14-09-2012, 08:03 PM
RE: So I drew Jesus
(13-09-2012 08:48 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I drew Jesus, but I discarded him, as I wanted an ace or a king, not the joker.

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