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16-05-2015, 11:01 PM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
(16-05-2015 06:53 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(16-05-2015 06:06 PM)cactus Wrote:  Find out on tonight's final episode of........The Matrix. " *show couples facing off, slow pan with quick cuts between them, and cue Inception-style Bwwwrrrreeeehhhhhh noise*

I prefer Gordon Ramsay's dramatic violin



"Neeeeeeeeeeyyyyynnnnnnnnnnn"

How the hell did you figure out how to spell that sound??



...you nailed it btw Cool

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17-05-2015, 12:33 AM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
(16-05-2015 11:01 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(16-05-2015 06:53 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  I prefer Gordon Ramsay's dramatic violin
"Neeeeeeeeeeyyyyynnnnnnnnnnn"

How the hell did you figure out how to spell that sound??



...you nailed it btw Cool

That's the sound that I hear every time Gordon Ramsay opens his mouth.

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17-05-2015, 05:31 AM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
Final episode: Dismissed candidates return for a bit of Heart sensitivity analysis Heart Worship SlavesKiss

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17-05-2015, 09:41 AM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
I can't believe anyone on TTA actually watches reality tv shit. I'm veeeeeery disappointed. Weeping

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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17-05-2015, 09:46 AM (This post was last modified: 17-05-2015 01:17 PM by cactus.)
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
"Welcome back to The Love Matrix.
(Due to a copyright claim, we have had to make a quick post-production change to our show title. Sorry for any delay or confusion.)

♩♫♩♫
dun dun duuuuunnnnnnn Dooooddoododoooodooo
It's the LoooooooOOOoooOOoOOOve Matriiiiiiiix
oooOOOOoOoooooOeeeeeehhhhyeahhhhhh
♩♫♩♫

So Katrina, you said last night that your relationship with Alfonzo was... complex. Care to exponentiate on that?

Well, at first I thought he seemed pretty radical, in a good way. I thought we were really converging on something real, but I guess in retrospect, it turned out to be imaginary.

I'm sorry to hear that. What was it that negated your expectations in him?

He asked me on our second date if I was making 'significant figures.' He really crossed my x-intercept on that one, Cramer. I told him if that was really the locus of his interest in me, then he just wasn't going to satisfy my boundary conditions.

Well that's certainly an odd thing to ask on a second date. Did he even apologize?

No, in fact he told me he thought I was 'calculating', and we barely even spoke the rest of the night.

Ouch, sounds like he was really going for a trivial solution with you. Hashtag HotTubHangup, everybody. Tweet it out!"

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Next time on
The Love Matrix
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The LoooooooOOOoooOOoOOOve Matriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix, OoOooyeahhhhhh
♩♫♩♫

Jaime - "It's like we're stuck in an infinite regression. He's spiraling out of control!"
Cramer - "Well, Alfonzo, that's certainly an explicit differentiation you've made between your last two dates."
Jessica - "Sooo, umm like yeah, we might need to re-evaluate our friendship, and stuff, totally."
Scott - "That's it, Polly, we've reached an inequality. We're through!!!"
Cramer - "Wow, Katrina, sounds like he's really your... prime... candidate, huh?"
Amy - "We sat down to dinner and he just whipped it out, right there on the table... his graphing calculator, I mean. Then he drew me the heart equation in Cartesian coordinates, from memory. I swear, Cramer, it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen."

♩♫♩♫The LooOoOve Matriiiix, oOoyeahhh ♩♫♩♫

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17-05-2015, 11:16 AM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
(16-05-2015 10:46 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: bf61b0b6ba27e02bee6ff0780d66d04d.jpg]
Just for that you get HugHeart
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17-05-2015, 02:54 PM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
(17-05-2015 11:16 AM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(16-05-2015 10:46 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  [Image: bf61b0b6ba27e02bee6ff0780d66d04d.jpg]
Just for that you get HugHeart

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17-05-2015, 03:17 PM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
Reality shows make me want to physically assault people, especially "love" themed reality shows.
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17-05-2015, 03:56 PM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
How about a reality show where we take a four hardcore Bible belt fundamentalist Christians and four militant anti theist atheists and make them live in a house together for a whole month!


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17-05-2015, 05:04 PM
RE: So I have this new idea for a reality TV show. Think it will catch on?
(17-05-2015 03:56 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  How about a reality show where we take a four hardcore Bible belt fundamentalist Christians and four militant anti theist atheists and make them live in a house together for a whole month!

Didn't they do something similar on wife swap once?
Youtube "god warrior". If you have no idea what I'm talking about, prepare your loins.

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