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07-11-2013, 08:51 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 08:42 AM)Ohio Sky Wrote:  Sounds interesting.
Personally, I think the Wiccan Rede is a fitting test for anything morally questionable in my life. "If it harms none, do what you will."

Are you saying that I shouldn't renew my S&M club membership?

No

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07-11-2013, 09:01 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
Sounds like you need a new system.

Luckily I have just what you need. And so I present to you:

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W.W.E.D.

What Would Earmuffs Do?


Let's face it, Jesus is a douche bag Christian superhero and can't even handle a little crucifixion. Why people want to base their lives around some middle eastern made up weak piece of shit is beyond me. As such I have created a comprehensive alternative to the popular "WWJD".

Compressed into 2 easy to follow flow-chart's, following my comprehensive guide to life will turn you from a sad pathetic bottom feeding life form to a winner. Co-workers will not recognize you, friends will compliment you on your new found awesomeness, that girl that always one-ups you with everything will be like totally jealous, nothing will be able to get in your way of rising to the top of whatever ladder it is you're climbing. Or your money back.
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Are they an asshole?
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Yes:
No:
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Tell them they're an asshole.
Are they an idiot?
Verbally abuse them.
Yes:
No:
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Tell them they're an idiot.
Deal with as normal.
Verbally abuse them.






The Flow Chart - Dealing with objects

Is it relevant to your interests?
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Yes:
No:
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Use it.
Chuck it under your bed,
it'll probably come in handy another day.


Now that you have the key to life, go spread your wings young butterfly and be free.

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07-11-2013, 09:20 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 09:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Sounds like you need a new system.

Luckily I have just what you need. And so I present to you:

[Image: 2dbq9ar.jpg]

W.W.E.D.

What Would Earmuffs Do?


Let's face it, Jesus is a douche bag Christian superhero and can't even handle a little crucifixion. Why people want to base their lives around some middle eastern made up weak piece of shit is beyond me. As such I have created a comprehensive alternative to the popular "WWJD".

Compressed into 2 easy to follow flow-chart's, following my comprehensive guide to life will turn you from a sad pathetic bottom feeding life form to a winner. Co-workers will not recognize you, friends will compliment you on your new found awesomeness, that girl that always one-ups you with everything will be like totally jealous, nothing will be able to get in your way of rising to the top of whatever ladder it is you're climbing. Or your money back.
The Flow Chart - Dealing with people


Are they an asshole?
|
Yes:
No:
|
|
Tell them they're an asshole.
Are they an idiot?
Verbally abuse them.
Yes:
No:
|
|
Tell them they're an idiot.
Deal with as normal.
Verbally abuse them.






The Flow Chart - Dealing with objects

Is it relevant to your interests?
|
Yes:
No:
|
|
Use it.
Chuck it under your bed,
it'll probably come in handy another day.


Now that you have the key to life, go spread your wings young butterfly and be free.

Bowing I'm going to print this shit out and refer to it whenever I come across a pressing dilemma in my life. I wants to be a butterfly. Big Grin

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07-11-2013, 09:41 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 09:01 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Sounds like you need a new system.

Luckily I have just what you need. And so I present to you:

[Image: 2dbq9ar.jpg]

W.W.E.D.

What Would Earmuffs Do?


Let's face it, Jesus is a douche bag Christian superhero and can't even handle a little crucifixion. Why people want to base their lives around some middle eastern made up weak piece of shit is beyond me. As such I have created a comprehensive alternative to the popular "WWJD".

Compressed into 2 easy to follow flow-chart's, following my comprehensive guide to life will turn you from a sad pathetic bottom feeding life form to a winner. Co-workers will not recognize you, friends will compliment you on your new found awesomeness, that girl that always one-ups you with everything will be like totally jealous, nothing will be able to get in your way of rising to the top of whatever ladder it is you're climbing. Or your money back.
The Flow Chart - Dealing with people


Are they an asshole?
|
Yes:
No:
|
|
Tell them they're an asshole.
Are they an idiot?
Verbally abuse them.
Yes:
No:
|
|
Tell them they're an idiot.
Deal with as normal.
Verbally abuse them.






The Flow Chart - Dealing with objects

Is it relevant to your interests?
|
Yes:
No:
|
|
Use it.
Chuck it under your bed,
it'll probably come in handy another day.


Now that you have the key to life, go spread your wings young butterfly and be free.

Excellent.



You have too much time on your hands.

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07-11-2013, 09:44 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 09:41 AM)DLJ Wrote:  You have too much time on your hands.

I know.

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07-11-2013, 11:56 AM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 08:51 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-11-2013 08:42 AM)Ohio Sky Wrote:  Sounds interesting.
Personally, I think the Wiccan Rede is a fitting test for anything morally questionable in my life. "If it harms none, do what you will."

Are you saying that I shouldn't renew my S&M club membership?

No

If you don't, it will hurt their bottom line.

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07-11-2013, 01:56 PM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 06:01 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-11-2013 09:56 PM)Christsays Wrote:  Are you for real? I didn't think atheists had no moral compasses but now I'm starting to doubt.

Starting to doubt that atheists don't have no compasses? Consider

I'm already pretty confident atheists tend to overrate themselves in terms of intelligence.
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07-11-2013, 02:00 PM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 01:56 PM)Christsays Wrote:  
(07-11-2013 06:01 AM)Chas Wrote:  Starting to doubt that atheists don't have no compasses? Consider

I'm already pretty confident atheists tend to overrate themselves in terms of intelligence.

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07-11-2013, 02:18 PM
RE: So I was thinking...
Bad jokes escape me. That's what clowns are for.
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07-11-2013, 05:13 PM
RE: So I was thinking...
(07-11-2013 08:51 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(07-11-2013 08:42 AM)Ohio Sky Wrote:  Sounds interesting.
Personally, I think the Wiccan Rede is a fitting test for anything morally questionable in my life. "If it harms none, do what you will."

Are you saying that I shouldn't renew my S&M club membership?

No

Those are all willing participants. Fair game. Big Grin

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