Poll: Would you eat a woolly mammoth?
Yes! Finally! I've been wanting to eat this since I was a kid.
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06-12-2011, 12:06 AM
So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
Son, we are going to have this awesome animal among us. After we have successfully cloned it and bred it, we will do what comes natural to us. We'll eat it!

So, would you?

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06-12-2011, 01:28 AM (This post was last modified: 06-12-2011 01:33 AM by Observer.)
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
I haven’t finished my baby yet.

Besides...
I still have this in the fridge...
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06-12-2011, 01:30 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
Depends. Does it taste like chicken? (Which we all know tastes like baby).

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06-12-2011, 01:43 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
i will eat anything. though I prefer to eat things that are dead. Can we kill it first?

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06-12-2011, 02:41 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
When something new pops up. Why is it that our first question is always "Can we eat it?".

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06-12-2011, 06:53 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
It's taste will be like elephants meat, since they are the most similar in anatomy and since no one eats elephants, I presume that no one will be eating mammoths as well. If I get the chance, I sure as hell am going to try it, but to be honest, I have a feeling it will be hard meat, thus, not so good to prepare and eat.

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06-12-2011, 08:22 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
Knowing humans, they'll feed the mammoth a totally unsuitable diet and keep them penned up without exercise, to make the meat tender and give it an unnatural flavour. I don't see why we don't bypass all the messy processes, like birthing and gutting, and just grow meat in a saline solution. Less chance of mad cow, as well.

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06-12-2011, 08:52 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
(06-12-2011 06:53 AM)Filox Wrote:  It's taste will be like elephants meat, since they are the most similar in anatomy and since no one eats elephants, I presume that no one will be eating mammoths as well. If I get the chance, I sure as hell am going to try it, but to be honest, I have a feeling it will be hard meat, thus, not so good to prepare and eat.

Unfortunately, people do eat elephant meat.

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06-12-2011, 09:27 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
If they sell it somewhere nearby I will most likely try it. I can't wait to see one at the local zoo. Just 1 step closer to Jurrasic Park.

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06-12-2011, 09:32 AM
RE: So, are you going to eat a Woolly Mammoth?
(06-12-2011 09:27 AM)germanyt Wrote:  If they sell it somewhere nearby I will most likely try it. I can't wait to see one at the local zoo. Just 1 step closer to Jurrasic Park.

A very short step. Mammoths lived as recently as 12,000 years ago; the Jurassic ended 145,000,000 years ago.

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