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14-07-2013, 09:10 PM (This post was last modified: 15-07-2013 10:35 AM by kingschosen.)
So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
I'll let the pictures do the talking... but this was my awesome weekend...

Edit: added uncropped pics to show how bad it was.


   

   

   

   

   


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14-07-2013, 09:18 PM
RE: So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
Ew.





And I don't mean the red marks.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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14-07-2013, 09:21 PM
RE: So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
You a) got into a fight with some bramble bushes (or the equivalent), b) got into a fight with some dirty atheists or c) QC! You naughty girl Big Grin

Am I close?

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14-07-2013, 09:23 PM
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poison oak/ivy?
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14-07-2013, 09:37 PM (This post was last modified: 14-07-2013 10:03 PM by Dark Light.)
RE: So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
I know what the answer isn't. Sun. You pale ass motherfucker.

Hmm...I'm gonna guess orgy. Bitches be crazy.

If not that then you went out into the ocean in the wrong spot, body boarding, surfing or something similar. Looks like the marks I got body boarding many years ago when I was body boarding and got caught up in a current that shoved me down and dragged me across the rocky ocean floor, except the brunt of my scrapes were on my nipples. Ladies, sometimes wearing a top at the beach is a good thing. Sometimes.

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14-07-2013, 09:38 PM
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Looks like you had a bicycle accident.


Or really, really hot sex.

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14-07-2013, 09:38 PM
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This doesn't have anything to do with boudoir pics does it?

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14-07-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
lol Rora is close with©.

The only difference is that it was self inflicted.

I had some weird allergic reaction... my entire body went haywire and I was itching like I've never itched before. It was one of the most miserable things I've been through. No amount of scratching was satiating my intense itching.

That's what I ended up doing to myself from just scratching...

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14-07-2013, 09:50 PM
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(14-07-2013 09:38 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  lol Rora is close with©.

The only difference is that it was self inflicted.

I had some weird allergic reaction... my entire body went haywire and I was itching like I've never itched before. It was one of the most miserable things I've been through. No amount of scratching was satiating my intense itching.

That's what I ended up doing to myself from just scratching...


You're gonna need an ocean,
of calamine lotion.........




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14-07-2013, 09:50 PM
RE: So... can anyone guess what happened to me?
(14-07-2013 09:38 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  lol Rora is close with©.

The only difference is that it was self inflicted.

I had some weird allergic reaction... my entire body went haywire and I was itching like I've never itched before. It was one of the most miserable things I've been through. No amount of scratching was satiating my intense itching.

That's what I ended up doing to myself from just scratching...

So you were allergic to some sexy 'lube' or massage oil??? hehe

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