So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
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09-12-2012, 03:15 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
(09-12-2012 03:09 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Yabut. Still haven't explained the "half-gay" thing.
It is when you are only willing to insert half of the shaft... they just can't commit to the entire thing.

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09-12-2012, 03:21 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
I'm bisexual. It's a (bad apparently) joke.
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09-12-2012, 03:22 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
When I say it, I mean to say this: I can't speak for gay people. I'm not gay. I don't know what it's like to be gay. I do know what it's like to be persecuted becuase BIBLE. And not just becuase of that - all kinds of people bash gays, it knows no affiliation.
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09-12-2012, 03:27 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.




Welcome, n00b. You're hanging out with a whole bunch of other n00bs, including me. Smile

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09-12-2012, 03:37 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
(09-12-2012 03:02 PM)happy cricket Wrote:  I apologize for bringing the GAY up in here, a couple of you seem shocked.


You don't know the guys here. No one here is shocked at being gay. They were making stupid jokes about being "half gay". Tongue

I am not sure though what your question is.

If the guy is a known bisexual I assume he has sex with people and I don't see the issue. Just wear protection, and make sure he does too.

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09-12-2012, 03:38 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
OK, Happy Cricket. First of all, calm down. Nobody is shocked by your gayness. In fact, some of the people who mocked you are gay too and they did it just for giggles.

Nobody is mocking you with malice and hate. It's our way of goofing around and nobody gets a free pass from it. If you have the patience to get used to it, you'll realize that this is a pretty safe and fun place to be.

Now, regarding your topic, we don't know you, we don't know him and we definitely don't know your wife, but you expect us to give you worthy advice about holy butt fucking? I am surprised that you even expected anything but jokes in reply.

His morals, if he has any, are weird. You say that he is openly gay and he is not shy about being sexually active. You already played doctor with his balls. When do we get to the part where you became confused about what to do? Are you asking us whether you want to fuck him? Should you fuck him? There is no way to tell from where we sit.

What does he think about you fucking him? What does your wife? Do you care what she thinks? What do you want to do after you fuck him?

Answer those questions and we'll see where this goes from there. And, for fuck's sake, stop being such a noob.

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09-12-2012, 03:51 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
Malleus Wrote:fantasizing about a holy man's holy hole
Haha!
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09-12-2012, 05:56 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
(09-12-2012 03:38 PM)Malleus Wrote:  OK, Happy Cricket. First of all, calm down. Nobody is shocked by your gayness. In fact, some of the people who mocked you are gay too and they did it just for giggles.

Nobody is mocking you with malice and hate. It's our way of goofing around and nobody gets a free pass from it. If you have the patience to get used to it, you'll realize that this is a pretty safe and fun place to be.

Now, regarding your topic, we don't know you, we don't know him and we definitely don't know your wife, but you expect us to give you worthy advice about holy butt fucking? I am surprised that you even expected anything but jokes in reply.

His morals, if he has any, are weird. You say that he is openly gay and he is not shy about being sexually active. You already played doctor with his balls. When do we get to the part where you became confused about what to do? Are you asking us whether you want to fuck him? Should you fuck him? There is no way to tell from where we sit.

What does he think about you fucking him? What does your wife? Do you care what she thinks? What do you want to do after you fuck him?

Answer those questions and we'll see where this goes from there. And, for fuck's sake, stop being such a noob.
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09-12-2012, 07:02 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
(09-12-2012 03:22 PM)happy cricket Wrote:  When I say it, I mean to say this: I can't speak for gay people. I'm not gay. I don't know what it's like to be gay. I do know what it's like to be persecuted becuase BIBLE. And not just becuase of that - all kinds of people bash gays, it knows no affiliation.
Yabut. How are you not gay? If it were me, I'd be gay, I'd be all up in the gay. And when all the hotties were lulled into a false sense of security, it would be ninja-bi-curious. Whaa-PAH!


o...k... I guess I'll stop poking you with the stick... Blush

How does one reconcile? Easy. They don't. It's the SODDit defense. It's some other dude, committing sodomy; I am just an Agent of Love. With my Love Gun... ok, ok... they just don't even fucking care. Christianity has largely become musical chairs and pointing fingers. There is no conflict between counseling with compassion and gaming the charade. Unless and until the herd turns on him. They do that. Regardless of gayness.

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09-12-2012, 10:05 PM
RE: So. one of my best friends is a preacher, and I think I want to fuck him.
(09-12-2012 03:22 PM)happy cricket Wrote:  When I say it, I mean to say this: I can't speak for gay people. I'm not gay. I don't know what it's like to be gay. I do know what it's like to be persecuted becuase BIBLE. And not just becuase of that - all kinds of people bash gays, it knows no affiliation.



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