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04-06-2017, 02:19 PM
So the snake is obviously Adams dick
right?

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04-06-2017, 02:26 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
Must be pretty long to wrap around a tree trunk.....Shocking

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04-06-2017, 02:27 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
The tree was Eve's bush.

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04-06-2017, 02:31 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
Before the Fall, men did not have erections.

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04-06-2017, 02:47 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
Doesn't the snake talk?

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04-06-2017, 03:01 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
That wouldn't make the woman's fault if the snake were his dick, would it?
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04-06-2017, 03:07 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
So I'm confused, the narrative says that she ate the apple, but I guess she ate the snake, too.

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04-06-2017, 03:27 PM (This post was last modified: 05-06-2017 09:05 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
I think not.

"Enki, the (supreme and Water-god, and God of wisdom), impregnates his half-sister, Nin-Hursang. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninhursag . Enki wants a boy, but gets a girl. Then he impregnates the daughter, who also has a daughter. Nin-Hursang decides to stop all this immoral stuff by sowing eight poisonous plants in the garden. Enki eats the plants, and becomes ill. One of the sick organs is his rib. Nin-ti is created to heal Enki. Her name means, "she who makes live". Nin-ti means the same thing as the Hebrew word for "Eve". Nin-ti, is usually translated as the "lady of the rib". "Ti" means "to make live". Note : "Eve" is translated from the Hebrew chavvaòh , for lifegiver, as in "the mother of all living." Its root,
Chaya, means "serpent" in Aramaic. Eve and serpent are taken to be synonymous. Thus a "pun" is set up in the Hebrew, (which was used later.)

From the Babylonians also comes the legend of of Adapa. The son of the God of Wisdom (Ea, also called Enki), broke the wing of the Storm bird, who had attacked him in what is today, the Persian Gulf. Ea summons Adapa, and warned him about his behavior, and told him he would be offered food and drink which would be deadly, and he must refuse it. When Anu, (one of the council of three highest gods), found out about the disclosure, attempted to foil Ea, by offering Adapa the bread of life, and the water of life, instead. He, Adapa, refused, and Anu sent him to earth as a mortal.

In the myth of Gilgamesh and the Serpent, Gilgamesh heard about a plant that held the secret to immortality. By much effort, he pulled it up from the bottom of the ocean. On the way back to his peeps, he set the plant aside at a spring where he stopped to take a bath. A serpent came up from the water and grabbed the plant. As it returned to the water, it shed its skin. In so doing, the serpent robbed humans of the potential for rejuvenation and acquired an ability to renew itself by shedding its skin.

So we have poisonous plants, ribs, Eve, death by eating stuff, bread of heaven, water of life, plants which offer immortality, and snakes which bring about death, and most important, Chaos and Order."
Anything familiar here ?
http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...#pid160188

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04-06-2017, 03:28 PM
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hahahahahahaha.... a talking dick?
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04-06-2017, 03:50 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
Sometimes a serpent is just a serpent

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