So the snake is obviously Adams dick
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04-06-2017, 06:18 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
A lot of artists have made the snake rather sexual.

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Sometimes the snake goes straight for the bush.

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What a dick.

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04-06-2017, 06:30 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
It took me way too long to figure out this thread was about Adam and Eve, I was so confused.
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04-06-2017, 07:44 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
That would make for a very ugly interpretation of the passage in Genesis 3 where God curses the snake to be stepped on by man and to bite the man's heel. Ankle-biting dicks are a bit too Gigeresque for my taste.

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04-06-2017, 08:22 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
(04-06-2017 03:28 PM)TheUnholy Wrote:  hahahahahahaha.... a talking dick?

More common than you might think:

[Image: Donald-Trump.jpg]
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04-06-2017, 09:20 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
To be fair, Adam was just the first of many, many men whose dick whispered some really bad advice them (or their girlfriends), resulting in some terrible decision-making.

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04-06-2017, 09:39 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
(04-06-2017 08:22 PM)Heath_Tierney Wrote:  
(04-06-2017 03:28 PM)TheUnholy Wrote:  hahahahahahaha.... a talking dick?

More common than you might think:

[Image: Donald-Trump.jpg]

Just look at the HEAD on that prick! Facepalm
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04-06-2017, 10:05 PM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
(04-06-2017 09:39 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(04-06-2017 08:22 PM)Heath_Tierney Wrote:  More common than you might think:

[Image: Donald-Trump.jpg]

Just look at the HEAD on that prick! Facepalm

Lmao
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05-06-2017, 01:40 AM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
I guess "crawl on your belly for all your days" refers to impotence.

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05-06-2017, 02:32 AM
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(04-06-2017 06:18 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  [Image: 85e54eedb6b8b34fd936a94250b59444.jpg]

That sky has blue balls. Shy

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05-06-2017, 04:44 AM
RE: So the snake is obviously Adams dick
(04-06-2017 09:20 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  To be fair, Adam was just the first of many, many men whose dick whispered some really bad advice them (or their girlfriends), resulting in some terrible decision-making.

She: What the hell did you just do?

He: Wasn't me!

She: Who then?

He: Little Head was in charge, talk to him.

She: He's smarter than you, I admit.

Smartass
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