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03-02-2014, 09:28 AM
So what is your defensive strategy?
So, what is your defensive strategy for when The Giant comes down from The Beanstalk, hollering "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!" and bathing in the blood of Englishmen and other unbelievers?

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03-02-2014, 09:30 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 09:28 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  So, what is your defensive strategy for when The Giant comes down from The Beanstalk, hollering "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!" and bathing in the blood of Englishmen and other unbelievers?

Turn him into a toad?
Yeah........that's it. lol

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03-02-2014, 09:31 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Dynamite, shotgun, and hydrogen gas that I shall explode.
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03-02-2014, 09:34 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFsxgEjFjNc
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03-02-2014, 09:35 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Hit him on the foot with a BFH ?

I'm not an Englishman,,, so I should be alright. Consider
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03-02-2014, 09:36 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
or better yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCKuVA5DBNo
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03-02-2014, 09:37 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Wait.. Why unbelievers? And unbelievers in what? In the giant? In the beanstalk? If a giant came down from a beanstalk for realsies, I don't think there would be many unbelievers as far as that goes. So just the Englishmen will be destroyed?
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03-02-2014, 09:40 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Grab a sword.



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03-02-2014, 09:43 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Being Irish, I'd probably help him find the Englishman Tongue

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03-02-2014, 09:46 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 09:34 AM)Drich Wrote:  blah blah blah...

^^^ Too fucking stupid to grasp that this thread is a parody of his silly Ad Baculum bullshit thread. HoboLaughat

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