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03-02-2014, 10:06 AM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 09:30 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 09:28 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  So, what is your defensive strategy for when The Giant comes down from The Beanstalk, hollering "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!" and bathing in the blood of Englishmen and other unbelievers?

Turn him into a toad?
Yeah........that's it. lol

...leaving us with a giant toad to deal with? You should be in government. Tongue

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03-02-2014, 12:04 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 09:28 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  So, what is your defensive strategy for when The Giant comes down from The Beanstalk, hollering "Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!" and bathing in the blood of Englishmen and other unbelievers?

I read this story in a book somewhere that had a kid kill a giant with a sling. That seems like it might work, but most of the rest of the stuff in the book wasn't that credible, so, there's that.

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03-02-2014, 01:04 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Seeing is believing, and I am neither English nor a man, hence I'll go get some popcorn and watch.


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03-02-2014, 01:19 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Tie his shoelaces together and laugh as he falls on his fat giant face!

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03-02-2014, 01:27 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 01:19 PM)Crulax Wrote:  Tie his shoelaces together and laugh as he falls on his fat giant face!

Thats funny shit right there..... but didnt the bum wear sandals Huh
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03-02-2014, 01:43 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Ideally we would implement economic sanctions on the castle/kingdom in the sky to deter possible giant aggression. I'd also tap his phones and track all of his online activity. Failing that I'd simply drone strike his fat ass from the safety of some air-conditioned office building in Langley. Drinking Beverage

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03-02-2014, 02:02 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 10:06 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 09:30 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  Turn him into a toad?
Yeah........that's it. lol

...leaving us with a giant toad to deal with? You should be in government. Tongue


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03-02-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 09:28 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  ...
Englishmen and other unbelievers?

Oh fuck! Is this for real or are you just Poe-ing me?

I'm English, male and an unbeliever. Weeping

(03-02-2014 01:04 PM)Dom Wrote:  Seeing is believing, and I am neither English nor a man, hence I'll go get some popcorn and watch.
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Thanks a bunch, Dom.

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03-02-2014, 02:18 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
(03-02-2014 02:02 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(03-02-2014 10:06 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  ...leaving us with a giant toad to deal with? You should be in government. Tongue


Hmmm running for office is tough on witches. Media loves us waaaay too much.Heart




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03-02-2014, 06:46 PM
RE: So what is your defensive strategy?
Go straight for the ankles.




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