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28-10-2012, 11:26 AM (This post was last modified: 28-10-2012 05:25 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  So, you’re an Atheist.
You believe in Science instead of a God.
Obviously you are a very smart guy.
It’s Science.
No God.
No soul.
It’s all explained by Science.
By Science, we – humans – are really complex chemical reactions. Chemistry is really atomic and molecular physics. Biology, DNA, and all that are really just chemistry.
No God.
No soul.
No heaven.
No hell.
Just chemistry.

Ultimately, according to you and Science, human life is an oxidation reaction: a slow burning fire. Oxygen in. Carbon dioxide out. Until it is extinguished, by a fast-moving beer truck or a heart attack or an angry ex-lover, or an angry ex lover driving a beer truck causing you to have a heart attack.
I thought so.
Accurately put, a human is soulless chemical reaction.
I have heard this echoed many times in the chat rooms, dorm rooms, forums, and sites where fervent soulless chemical chain reactions gather to share their empty glass and ridicule religions. When pressed, they will agree that life on earth is simply soulless chemicals reacting with other soulless chemicals.
Thus, therefore, and in conclusion you are, from your big toe to the highest hair in your purple Mohawk, you are a soulless chemical reaction reading this on some electronic device right now. And most of you are proud of who you are?

Right. Exactly. (Except I have a much more expensive hair-cut than you will ever be able to afford, and no Mohawk).

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  But some of you may be saying, “Man, I am not buying into all that.” Then you want to ramble on about messed up stuff in the Bible, Hitchins, or whatever.

Wrong. No one wants to do that. You're deluding yourself, as you NEED to feel superior, and self-righteous.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  “Come on! You are an ATHEIST! It’s simple: No God! No soul!” If you believe in one of those, you are not an atheist. Clear. I certainly hope so.

Nope. Look up the definition of atheism. Finding a method to be useful, is not "belief".

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  If it is inconvenient, you can easily extinguish this chemical reaction with a “morning after” reaction inhibitor pill or a trip to Planned Parenthood. I bet guilt-free, pimp-style living is just… wonderful.

More delusion. Smart people only have safe-sex. Old man, I realize you in that ancient generation were not taught about that stuff. Maybe your grand kids are being taught smarter.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  And as an atheist you do not have to worry about the dilemma over “free will”

Atheism has nothing to do with it. Cognitive Neuro-science has debunked that idea. Too bad you went to school 100 years ago. Did you learn about the flat Earth ?

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  that has made you maybe a 5’6″,bitter, unemployed, mouth-breathing, neck-bearded gamer with poor hygiene or Lady GaGa.

So wrong. Liar. Did your god teach you to be so judgmental and bear false witness ?

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28-10-2012, 11:27 AM
RE: So you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:20 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  Didn't even read it did you?

No, I read it.
It's just a version of the "atheist are crazy not to believe in the wonderful god we know is real without any need for confirmation and science is just another religion no more valid that theology" argument, with a twist of sarcasm. What did I miss?

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28-10-2012, 11:29 AM
RE: So you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:27 AM)Thomas Wrote:  
(28-10-2012 11:20 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  Didn't even read it did you?

No, I read it.
It's just a version of the "atheist are crazy not to believe in the wonderful god we know is real without any need for confirmation and science is just another religion no more valid that theology" argument, with a twist of sarcasm. What did I miss?

He knows how tall you are, and what kind of haircut you have. Otherwise, that's about it. Cool

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28-10-2012, 11:32 AM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
I find beauty in chemical reactions, so being a soulless chemical reaction is no insult to me.

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28-10-2012, 11:35 AM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:32 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I find beauty in chemical reactions, so being a soulless chemical reaction is no insult to me.

So true. the beauty is in the natural process.
Too bad the theist walks past the real beauty seeking the imaginary.
life is beauty.

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28-10-2012, 11:36 AM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
This is a fascinating example of "demonization of the other". A pyschological phenomenon, and a well known propaganda tool. Hitler used it a lot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_techniques

Interesting that religion/theism is so "on the ropes", they have to employ such desperate techniques.

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28-10-2012, 11:47 AM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:36 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  This is a fascinating example of "demonization of the other". A pyschological phenomenon, and a well known propaganda tool. Hitler used it a lot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_techniques

Interesting that religion/theism is so "on the ropes", they have to employ such desperate techniques.

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28-10-2012, 11:55 AM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
There's no real point in responding. He's done the job of arguing both points himself, according to his own understanding, to his own personal satisfaction.

To respond point by point would be akin to walking down the street to find someone masturbating in public, and then engaging in a dialogue with the wanker on his technique.
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28-10-2012, 12:03 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:47 AM)Near Wrote:  
(28-10-2012 11:36 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  This is a fascinating example of "demonization of the other". A pyschological phenomenon, and a well known propaganda tool. Hitler used it a lot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_techniques

Interesting that religion/theism is so "on the ropes", they have to employ such desperate techniques.

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28-10-2012, 12:10 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  So, you’re an Atheist. You believe in Science instead of a God. Right. Obviously you are a very smart guy. It’s Science. No God. No soul. I get it. It’s all explained by Science. By Science, we – humans – are really complex chemical reactions. Chemistry is really atomic and molecular physics. Biology, DNA, and all that are really just chemistry. Right? Knuckle tap. Yea! No God. No soul. No heaven. No hell. Just chemistry. Got it.

Ultimately, according to you and Science, human life is an oxidation reaction: a slow burning fire. Oxygen in. Carbon dioxide out. Until it is extinguished, by a fast-moving beer truck or a heart attack or an angry ex-lover, or an angry ex lover driving a beer truck causing you to have a heart attack. Right? I thought so. Bro hug. That’s the way it was explained to me by my first college physics teaching assistant Mr. Fitzroy. No God. No soul. Just Science.

Accurately put, a human is soulless chemical reaction. Right? I have heard this echoed many times in the chat rooms, dorm rooms, forums, and sites where fervent soulless chemical chain reactions gather to share their empty glass and ridicule religions. When pressed, they will agree that life on earth is simply soulless chemicals reacting with other soulless chemicals. Right? Thus, therefore, and in conclusion you are, from your big toe to the highest hair in your purple Mohawk, you are a soulless chemical reaction reading this on some electronic device right now. And most of you are proud of who you are? Right! Damn right? High five!

But some of you may be saying, “Man, I am not buying into all that.” Then you want to ramble on about messed up stuff in the Bible, Hitchins, or whatever.

“Come on! You are an ATHEIST! It’s simple: No God! No soul!” If you believe in one of those, you are not an atheist. Clear. I certainly hope so.

And given that you are a soulless chemical reaction, for the sake of personal integrity, you should admit to it. Some would point out that soulless chemical chain reactions have no reason to have integrity but Dawkins says that many soulless chemical chain reactions have integrity. Here is why: “Darwin and um, natural selection, random stuff. and then millions of years is like a long time, a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters, it evolved. OK!”

“Yeah, Riigght.”

And you should also admit that you have no spirituality. Again many of you are saying, “No Problemo, dude!” in Jeff Spicoli’s voice.

But some are saying “Hold on, I am a spiritual person. I am! I am! I love puppies and kittens, and long walks on the beach.”

“No you’re not! I’m calling bull crap on that! “Spiritual” is a non-science thing. You believe in S-C-I-E-N-C-E! You are a soulless f’ing chemical chain reaction. Accept it. Do we need a 12 step program here? Sheesh, even Bigbird gets this.”

And when you are having special pre-sexy time pillow talk with your current soulless chemical reaction hook-up, you can not look in its eyes and talk about a spiritual connection. Face it, you are a soulless chemical reaction about to possibly have a hot, steamy chemical reaction with another soulless chemical reaction that could maybe start a dependent soulless chemical reaction in the reaction chamber of the xx chromosomed soulless chemical reaction. Hopefully you are ready for said dependent soulless chemical reaction to start. If it is inconvenient, you can easily extinguish this chemical reaction with a “morning after” reaction inhibitor pill or a trip to Planned Parenthood. I bet guilt-free, pimp-style living is just… wonderful.

As for love, forgetaboutit. It’s just pheromones (aka chemicals). That’s why they call it “chemistry”. There is no magic here! Hasn’t the Once Amazing Randi debunked this?

And as an atheist you do not have to worry about the dilemma over “free will” vs. predestination. It’s mind boggling for the rest of us, but not for you. Even Barney knows chemical reactions cannot have free will. No. No way. Can’t happen! Just as sodium cannot react with chlorine and decide that it is going to be sugar instead of salt, you are stuck with your personal chemical reaction that has made you maybe a 5’6″,bitter, unemployed, mouth-breathing, neck-bearded gamer with poor hygiene or Lady GaGa. Who ever, what ever you are, it’s not your fault. Which is why you are almost certainly a liberal. You are not responsible for your lack of success. It is perfectly clear to you that the more successful chemical reactions are not responsible for their successes either. Since you are both equally culpable, as are all the people of the world; it logically follows that you should all enjoy the same standard of living. In your mind you should have all the stuff a douche like Donald Trump has or he should only have the stuff that you have. You count on your government to make that happen. Your vote counts as much as Trump’s even if you are living on inflated student loans to an online “university” and food stamps. Darwin would not approve.

And there is another upside to being an atheist, you don’t have to fear the coming zombie invasion. According to legend, zombies are just fellow soulless chemical reactions that have been restarted. Satan has taken their souls. They are looking for new ones. ”No problemo!” You don’t have one. So just download MJ’s “Thriller” video. Practice the zombie dance. When it comes, just get down with your bro’s.You will fit right in. When you think about it: you have no choice.

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