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28-10-2012, 01:58 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
Our chemistry is not actually inherently oxidizing, our basic chemistry is actually a polymerization process (of DNA) in fairly reductive chemical environment. Oxidation was tacked on relatively late in the evolutionary game, as evidenced by the fact that oxygen is actually a cellular poison.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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28-10-2012, 02:01 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
I'm hungry.
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28-10-2012, 02:03 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  So, you’re an Atheist.
Correct.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  You believe in Science instead of a God.
Wrong. You're confusing atheism with scientific skepticism. That and there is no need to "believe" in science. It works and the results prove it.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  Right. Obviously you are a very smart guy. It’s Science. No God. No soul. I get it. It’s all explained by Science. By Science, we – humans – are really complex chemical reactions. Chemistry is really atomic and molecular physics. Biology, DNA, and all that are really just chemistry. Right? Knuckle tap. Yea! No God. No soul. No heaven. No hell. Just chemistry. Got it.
You're confusing atheism with materialism and scientific skepticism. Believe it or not, there are atheists who believe both in souls as well as in an afterlife (reincarnation, for instance). These beliefs and atheism are not mutually exclusive.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  Ultimately, according to you and Science, human life is an oxidation reaction: a slow burning fire. Oxygen in. Carbon dioxide out. Until it is extinguished, by a fast-moving beer truck or a heart attack or an angry ex-lover, or an angry ex lover driving a beer truck causing you to have a heart attack. Right? I thought so. Bro hug. That’s the way it was explained to me by my first college physics teaching assistant Mr. Fitzroy. No God. No soul. Just Science.

Accurately put, a human is soulless chemical reaction. Right? I have heard this echoed many times in the chat rooms, dorm rooms, forums, and sites where fervent soulless chemical chain reactions gather to share their empty glass and ridicule religions. When pressed, they will agree that life on earth is simply soulless chemicals reacting with other soulless chemicals. Right? Thus, therefore, and in conclusion you are, from your big toe to the highest hair in your purple Mohawk, you are a soulless chemical reaction reading this on some electronic device right now. And most of you are proud of who you are? Right! Damn right? High five!
See above.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  But some of you may be saying, “Man, I am not buying into all that.” Then you want to ramble on about messed up stuff in the Bible, Hitchins, or whatever.

“Come on! You are an ATHEIST! It’s simple: No God! No soul!” If you believe in one of those, you are not an atheist. Clear. I certainly hope so.
Again, you can be both an atheist and believe in dualism.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  And given that you are a soulless chemical reaction, for the sake of personal integrity, you should admit to it. Some would point out that soulless chemical chain reactions have no reason to have integrity but Dawkins says that many soulless chemical chain reactions have integrity. Here is why: “Darwin and um, natural selection, random stuff. and then millions of years is like a long time, a hundred monkeys on a hundred typewriters, it evolved. OK!”

“Yeah, Riigght.”

And you should also admit that you have no spirituality. Again many of you are saying, “No Problemo, dude!” in Jeff Spicoli’s voice.

But some are saying “Hold on, I am a spiritual person. I am! I am! I love puppies and kittens, and long walks on the beach.”

“No you’re not! I’m calling bull crap on that! “Spiritual” is a non-science thing. You believe in S-C-I-E-N-C-E! You are a soulless f’ing chemical chain reaction. Accept it. Do we need a 12 step program here? Sheesh, even Bigbird gets this.”
And you're confusing atheism with materialism and scientific skepticism once more.

(28-10-2012 10:42 AM)Theist_Typing Wrote:  And when you are having special pre-sexy time pillow talk with your current soulless chemical reaction hook-up, you can not look in its eyes and talk about a spiritual connection. Face it, you are a soulless chemical reaction about to possibly have a hot, steamy chemical reaction with another soulless chemical reaction that could maybe start a dependent soulless chemical reaction in the reaction chamber of the xx chromosomed soulless chemical reaction. Hopefully you are ready for said dependent soulless chemical reaction to start. If it is inconvenient, you can easily extinguish this chemical reaction with a “morning after” reaction inhibitor pill or a trip to Planned Parenthood. I bet guilt-free, pimp-style living is just… wonderful.

As for love, forgetaboutit. It’s just pheromones (aka chemicals). That’s why they call it “chemistry”. There is no magic here! Hasn’t the Once Amazing Randi debunked this?

And as an atheist you do not have to worry about the dilemma over “free will” vs. predestination. It’s mind boggling for the rest of us, but not for you. Even Barney knows chemical reactions cannot have free will. No. No way. Can’t happen! Just as sodium cannot react with chlorine and decide that it is going to be sugar instead of salt, you are stuck with your personal chemical reaction that has made you maybe a 5’6″,bitter, unemployed, mouth-breathing, neck-bearded gamer with poor hygiene or Lady GaGa. Who ever, what ever you are, it’s not your fault. Which is why you are almost certainly a liberal. You are not responsible for your lack of success. It is perfectly clear to you that the more successful chemical reactions are not responsible for their successes either. Since you are both equally culpable, as are all the people of the world; it logically follows that you should all enjoy the same standard of living. In your mind you should have all the stuff a douche like Donald Trump has or he should only have the stuff that you have. You count on your government to make that happen. Your vote counts as much as Trump’s even if you are living on inflated student loans to an online “university” and food stamps. Darwin would not approve.

And there is another upside to being an atheist, you don’t have to fear the coming zombie invasion. According to legend, zombies are just fellow soulless chemical reactions that have been restarted. Satan has taken their souls. They are looking for new ones. ”No problemo!” You don’t have one. So just download MJ’s “Thriller” video. Practice the zombie dance. When it comes, just get down with your bro’s.You will fit right in. When you think about it: you have no choice.
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So what was your point again? That you're too uneducated to differentiate between atheism, materialism and scientific skepticism which caused you to launch one big straw man attack? Consider

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28-10-2012, 02:39 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 02:01 PM)Magoo Wrote:  I'm hungry.

I just had pasta.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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28-10-2012, 02:54 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 02:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(28-10-2012 02:01 PM)Magoo Wrote:  I'm hungry.

I just had pasta.

Of course you did. It's getting to be that time of year.
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28-10-2012, 02:58 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 02:54 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(28-10-2012 02:39 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I just had pasta.

Of course you did. It's getting to be that time of year.
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I wonder what kind of pirates those are? French? Caribbean? Butt?

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28-10-2012, 03:34 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
I never understood why people say "blah blah chemical reactions" like it's a bad thing, or "blah blah no soul" like a soul is a good thing. I hear that a lot lately.

Quote:I find beauty in chemical reactions, so being a soulless chemical reaction is no insult to me.
Same.

As for the bit about atheists being young, I have not found that to be true in my own experience. A lot of people I knew started out very indoctrinated in their parents' religion and didn't move away from it until their 30s or 40s, and I know some people who became atheists in their 70s and 80s.
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28-10-2012, 04:24 PM
RE: So you are an atheist.
(28-10-2012 11:17 AM)Thomas Wrote:  Yep, I'm an atheists, because I'm a realist.
Good luck living in that fantasy world where there is some god that cares about YOU personally.

You're special, because the make believe god in your head says so.
You'll never die, because the make believe god in your head says so.
You're loved when everyone else thinks your a asshole, because the make believe god in your head says so.
You're not just another animal, because the make believe god in your head says so.
You're not just a random product of the universe, because the make believe god in your head says so.

It all comes down to this. Theists cannot accept the infinitude that characterizes us all. You will die and that will be it. You're life has no special meaning beyond what you put on it. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. Deal with it and stop making up imaginary gods and annoying the rest of us.

As an atheist I will enjoy my life while I'm living. As a theist you can hope without justification that there is an afterlife because your current life sucks.

You're comparing what you imagine an afterlife to be with your current life; therefore, current life sucks.
No human will ever love you unconditionally like your imaginary god: therefore other people suck.
Your imaginary god will fix you to correct all of your flaws; because, you suck.

You see theists have set themselves up to be miserable. The only thing that can make them happy is to imagine something better after they die. How sad. If they give up god they still have the attitude that they have a sucky life, so they can never give up the god of hope. You suck, others suck, life sucks...but god will make it all better. Bullshit! This is delusional and a mental sickness.

Best of luck living your sucky theist life waiting for the perfect afterlife that will never come. Weeping

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28-10-2012, 04:45 PM
RE: So, you are an atheist.
This was a fun read! Keep on posting more of this The_Theist, don't listen to these numbskulls. I enjoy hearing why people think we are nuts Wink

You may want to revise your text for the next atheist forum though...

While most Atheists do not beleive in the existence of souls, some do (I do not for the record.)
While most Atheists from my experience are liberals, there are still plenty of conservatives (I am a conservative.)
Love could be described how you mention it, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Also, what is magic?
You may also want to state what your point is, because I couldn't figure out what is was, unless it was to entertain me, in which case, bravo Clap

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28-10-2012, 04:46 PM (This post was last modified: 28-10-2012 04:50 PM by Dark Light.)
RE: So you are an atheist.
Erxomai Wrote:I wonder what kind of pirates those are? French? Caribbean? Butt?
Those are not mutually exclusive. I would like to think of them as the Holy Trinity. French Caribbean Butt Pirates.

(28-10-2012 04:24 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Is it weird that I got a boner?

It would be weird if you didn't.

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