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10-04-2016, 05:59 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 05:00 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 04:42 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Make me a God forever, obviously.

I'm pretty sure that violates the First Law of Wishodynamics. Consider

The rules regarding the wish were not clearly layed out, in fact it was specifically noted that you are an all powerful God, assumed to be able to do whatever you want.

Given such power one should have foreseen the possibility that one would wish for infinite power and thus compensated for it with appropriate rules.

As far as I can determine, all is fair game.

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10-04-2016, 06:33 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 05:59 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 05:00 PM)Chas Wrote:  I'm pretty sure that violates the First Law of Wishodynamics. Consider

The rules regarding the wish were not clearly layed out, in fact it was specifically noted that you are an all powerful God, assumed to be able to do whatever you want.

Given such power one should have foreseen the possibility that one would wish for infinite power and thus compensated for it with appropriate rules.

As far as I can determine, all is fair game.

Agreed.

All hail Earmuffs! All powerful ruler of the universe. Big Grin

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10-04-2016, 07:50 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 06:33 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 05:59 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  The rules regarding the wish were not clearly layed out, in fact it was specifically noted that you are an all powerful God, assumed to be able to do whatever you want.

Given such power one should have foreseen the possibility that one would wish for infinite power and thus compensated for it with appropriate rules.

As far as I can determine, all is fair game.

Agreed.

All hail Earmuffs! All powerful ruler of the universe. Big Grin

That's the spirit!

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10-04-2016, 07:58 PM
RE: So, you are god.
Make a new heaven and a new earth
The old earth having passed away an there was no more sea.

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10-04-2016, 08:00 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 07:50 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 06:33 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Agreed.

All hail Earmuffs! All powerful ruler of the universe. Big Grin

That's the spirit!




yeah yeah,
all worship the earmuffers
and all that stuff...

Can we make a trade so I can get superpowers? And I would really really want to look like Wonderwoman please- she was so cute and had great boots and a lasso of truth... hey, I can lasso people for you, and fly on trips to bring you stuff in my invisible airplane...I would be a useful addition to your minions.

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10-04-2016, 08:10 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 08:00 PM)carol Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 07:50 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  That's the spirit!




yeah yeah,
all worship the earmuffers
and all that stuff...

Can we make a trade so I can get superpowers? And I would really really want to look like Wonderwoman please- she was so cute and had great boots and a lasso of truth... hey, I can lasso people for you, and fly on trips to bring you stuff in my invisible airplane...I would be a useful addition to your minions.

*cough cough* suck up *cough cough*

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10-04-2016, 08:24 PM (This post was last modified: 10-04-2016 08:50 PM by yakherder.)
RE: So, you are god.
Use my divine powers to force the creation of a Golden Compass 2. Because that ending was bullshit.

Or, depending on my mood at the time, maybe send the entire human race back to the Cretaceous Period with only what they're carrying.

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10-04-2016, 08:43 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(10-04-2016 08:10 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 08:00 PM)carol Wrote:  yeah yeah,
all worship the earmuffers
and all that stuff...

Can we make a trade so I can get superpowers? And I would really really want to look like Wonderwoman please- she was so cute and had great boots and a lasso of truth... hey, I can lasso people for you, and fly on trips to bring you stuff in my invisible airplane...I would be a useful addition to your minions.

*cough cough* suck up *cough cough*

Hells yeah!
Anything for those white go-go boots and shiny shiny tiara!!
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10-04-2016, 11:47 PM
RE: So, you are god.
I would send everyone who believes in a god to another planet suitable for human life and drop them mixed up together so their religions are not dominant in any region.

There goes all the wars, slavery, fighting, sex crimes and tyranny in all of Africa, the middle east and the United States. Plus, the vast majority of republicans are gone too!

They no longer have to deal with atheists and without us blocking them, they are free to genocide themselves on another planet until only one group is left standing, we no longer have them fucking up this planet. Everyone wins.


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10-04-2016, 11:53 PM
RE: So, you are god.
I'd make every human a god so that they fix their own bete-noire.

Then I'd cook up some popcorn and watch the show.
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