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11-04-2016, 12:21 AM
RE: So, you are god.
I think... I'd reset the world back to say... the 1950s. When science was really getting going. But leave everyone's memories intact of the future they faced if they didn't figure a few things out, like global warming, massive populations, sectarian wars etc.

I've always prefered a future where we take responsibility for our own actions, it would just be nice if the problems we have now were not so far gone - right now it's like... we're unlikely to solve any of those problems in a satisfactory way, which is why I'd do a reset and let humans figure a way out with the certain knowledge of what the wrong way of doing things is.

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11-04-2016, 12:38 AM
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(10-04-2016 02:08 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  ...
mental masturbation is pointless to me.
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First thought ... give Brian37 a sense of humour.

Consider

Idea

Second thought ... Un-invent testosterone.


(10-04-2016 05:27 PM)Banjo Wrote:  ...
Then the fruitarians would complain "You're eating an orange? You picked it off the tree???" Oranges have a life too.
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#orangelivesmatter

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11-04-2016, 12:53 AM
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(11-04-2016 12:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(10-04-2016 02:08 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  ...
mental masturbation is pointless to me.
...

First thought ... give Brian37 a sense of humour.

Consider

Idea

Second thought ... Un-invent testosterone.


(10-04-2016 05:27 PM)Banjo Wrote:  ...
Then the fruitarians would complain "You're eating an orange? You picked it off the tree???" Oranges have a life too.
...

#orangelivesmatter
Forget about Brian. He's too far gone, he even listens to ABBA.
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11-04-2016, 01:05 AM
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I'd make resources unlimited.

What kind of world would we live in if we no longer had to fight over resources, because everyone could have more than they could ever need?

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11-04-2016, 01:23 AM (This post was last modified: 11-04-2016 01:26 AM by Banjo.)
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(10-04-2016 11:53 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  I'd make every human a god so that they fix their own bete-noire.

Then I'd cook up some popcorn and watch the show.

Sounds like the premise for a movie....

Get that outline done! Ken Levine can advise you on his Friday questions sessions. Wink

(11-04-2016 12:21 AM)morondog Wrote:  I think... I'd reset the world back to say... the 1950s. When science was really getting going. But leave everyone's memories intact of the future they faced if they didn't figure a few things out, like global warming, massive populations, sectarian wars etc.

I've always prefered a future where we take responsibility for our own actions, it would just be nice if the problems we have now were not so far gone - right now it's like... we're unlikely to solve any of those problems in a satisfactory way, which is why I'd do a reset and let humans figure a way out with the certain knowledge of what the wrong way of doing things is.

People don't learn from the past. It may be that they would not listen from the future either. After all, in many respects the past is the future.

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11-04-2016, 01:36 PM
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(10-04-2016 01:43 PM)Dom Wrote:  You are god but only for a very short time. You are omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent. You are also benevolent.

You get one, and only one command. After that you lose your god powers.

What will you do?
There's always a catch.

I wish for a sure fire set of investments that will keep me wealthy for the rest of my life.
It comes true, I somehow inheret Facebook or Google or something, I cross the road to celebrate at the local pub, but as I'm crossing, in my excitement I forget to look and there's this big truck and....
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11-04-2016, 01:53 PM
RE: So, you are god.
I'd say


PIE FIGHT!

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(cut scene from Dr Strangelove.)

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-04-2016, 01:56 PM
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(11-04-2016 01:53 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'd say


PIE FIGHT!

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I see you're really into creampies, Dances. Interesting.
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11-04-2016, 01:59 PM
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Yee motherfucking haw. Motherfuckers.




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11-04-2016, 02:05 PM
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Go back and make sure the lid was on tight.

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