So, you are god.
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11-04-2016, 02:32 PM
RE: So, you are god.
(11-04-2016 01:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yee motherfucking haw. Motherfuckers.




That was a better ending than the pie fight scene but I just like pie fights.

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-04-2016, 05:19 PM
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(11-04-2016 02:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(11-04-2016 01:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yee motherfucking haw. Motherfuckers.




That was a better ending than the pie fight scene but I just like pie fights.




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12-04-2016, 11:35 AM
RE: So, you are god.
I'm changing my answer. I'd commit deicide,

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12-04-2016, 12:06 PM
RE: So, you are god.
If I can't command that these powers be permanent, then I would command the world be exactly as I want it to be.

Which is:

-Nobody would starve, or gain weight
-Nobody would age past the age of 35
-Nobody would go bald
-No diseases or sickness
-Everyone has magic now
-Everybody would live to be at least 100 years old
-Rapists would be automatically transported to a cardboard box and become Schrodiners Rapist
-Cars can now run on Air.
-So can electricity!
-100 MBPS internet for everyone through the power of magc
-People could pick what they will look like. Kind of like the Sims.
-Boston would never win any sports ever again
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12-04-2016, 12:55 PM
RE: So, you are god.
Obviously My first order was that I continue to be a god "der" Or maybe a question How did I get these me these powers?

After my continue onipetence I would need to fix everything. A grass roots type of thing.

For starters I would stream line the human body. Fix all those sill qurks about it. Cancer, usless body parts, the womans pain during laybor and PMS. Or in the very least make the whole PMS thing more awesome. No blood, and a feeling of ufornia. Not agony.

Next I would work on the rest of the unused planets in the solar system. Well send the Trump supports to Uranus because I think that would enjoy it. The constant smell of shit would probable bring them great joy :laugh:

Eating would not be necessary. Or I would create a planet that grew rapidly, reproduced "asexually" (I'm looking for a word but can't think of it) and would taste like anything that being decides. It could taste like anything from the perfect stake to a house salad. The tree would have to die it would just produce these simple to sustain the life around it.

I'm sure I could think of more.

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12-04-2016, 12:57 PM
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(12-04-2016 12:06 PM)Ash Wrote:  -Boston would never win any sports ever again

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12-04-2016, 03:09 PM
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Bring back the dinosaurs. Watch the chaos ensue.
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12-04-2016, 03:47 PM
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If I can be like the alleged xtian god (that fucker sure seems to be broke), I'd send everyone in the world my paypal address.Then I'd have some cash flow.
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