Solar powered bikini: YESSSSS!!!
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07-06-2011, 12:11 PM
Solar powered bikini: YESSSSS!!!
FROM: Solarfeeds

Quote:Tired of the power running out on your iPhone or iPod when you’re lounging on the beach? Finally there’s a way to charge them without going back to your car—thanks to a newly photovoltaic bikini designed by Andrew Schneider.

The bikini, made of traditional fabrics and covered with flexible photovoltaics encased in plastic, has female USB connections to charge various devices—or perhaps run a fan.

Now this is a good idea; I'm all in favour of less-polluting technology.

Question remains: do fat chicks (with XXL-bikini's) generate more power? Tongue

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07-06-2011, 03:05 PM
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(07-06-2011 12:11 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  
Quote: has female USB connections
I guess that's a good thing Smile

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07-06-2011, 06:11 PM
 
RE: Solar powered bikini: YESSSSS!!!
(07-06-2011 12:11 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  ...or perhaps run a fan.
There's a visual straight out of "American Dad". Tongue



Quote:Question remains: do fat chicks (with XXL-bikini's) generate more power? Tongue
Well, one way to find out is find a fat chick who's wearing one of these, and plug her Female USB into a Smart Car and find out.

Lends a whole new visual to the phrase, hood ornament, doesn't it? Yes, yes I know. Tongue
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07-06-2011, 09:49 PM
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Now we just need solar panels all over the electric cars and the women wouldn't have to wear the bikini's Tongue

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09-06-2011, 02:21 AM
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That man is brilliant!

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09-06-2011, 05:57 AM
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You do realize the issue - to generate more power , more of the body needs to be covered up ... Sad
Maybe a beach blanket made of solar panels and an umbrella covered in solar panels so they can relax without all those bothersome clothes ... what ? Just sayin' Tongue

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09-06-2011, 11:59 AM
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Ya know, just when I thought there was no way to improve a bikini (other than removing it of course) along comes science and makes it even better!

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09-06-2011, 12:02 PM
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(09-06-2011 05:57 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  You do realize the issue - to generate more power , more of the body needs to be covered up ... Sad
Now now my friend. You just need to start thinking more creatively. The simple, yet pleasing solution is breast augmentation!

More D cups=more clean energy!!!

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09-06-2011, 12:23 PM
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(09-06-2011 12:02 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(09-06-2011 05:57 AM)gaglamesh731 Wrote:  You do realize the issue - to generate more power , more of the body needs to be covered up ... Sad
Now now my friend. You just need to start thinking more creatively. The simple, yet pleasing solution is breast augmentation!

More D cups=more clean energy!!!

I'm more of a butt man , myself , but yeah I guess that could work.

I wonder if they could make solar powered masking tape ... sorry , just thinking out loud.Sleepy

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10-06-2011, 08:39 AM
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FOR SCIENCE!
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