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23-04-2014, 02:31 PM
Some folks take life too seriously.
A lot of atheists are all intellectual and shit. I just wanna make fart jokes....
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23-04-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
Please proceed.
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23-04-2014, 02:45 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
What goes through your pants without cutting a hole?
You guessed it. A fart...
How's that for a groaner?
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23-04-2014, 02:47 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
My fart smells. It thinks I stink...
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23-04-2014, 02:47 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
How are diarrhea and hair color alike?


they both run in your jeans/genes









I guess that's more of a soiler than a spoiler

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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23-04-2014, 02:50 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
A poem for apologizing after burping:

Please excuse my ignorance
it wasn't very smart.
but had I kept it in
It would have come out a fart.

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23-04-2014, 03:01 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
Fart jokes ? ..... really Huh

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. So there Tongue

If bullshit were music some people would be a brass band.
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23-04-2014, 03:07 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
(23-04-2014 03:01 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Fart jokes ? ..... really Huh

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. So there Tongue

Hey! Dick and fart jokes will ALWAYS be funny. In fact, some people make a good living on nothing but dick and fart jokes. Tongue

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23-04-2014, 03:12 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
(23-04-2014 03:07 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(23-04-2014 03:01 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Fart jokes ? ..... really Huh

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. So there Tongue

Hey! Dick and fart jokes will ALWAYS be funny. In fact, some people make a good living on nothing but dick and fart jokes. Tongue

Dick jokes are funny, but fart jokes stink..... yaeh,yeah, I know... lame Blush

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23-04-2014, 03:13 PM
RE: Some folks take life too seriously.
(23-04-2014 03:12 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(23-04-2014 03:07 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Hey! Dick and fart jokes will ALWAYS be funny. In fact, some people make a good living on nothing but dick and fart jokes. Tongue

Dick jokes are funny, but fart jokes stink..... yaeh,yeah, I know... lame Blush

Aww, man. That was as bad as misjudging the wetness of a fart. Laugh out load

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