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30-05-2012, 11:49 PM
Some thing about Onan and our porn...
Few days ago I reached my bible reading to Genesis Chapter 38 and saw the story of a poor guy named Onan. He was smited dead for wasting his cum...


Imagine this scenario:
A (porn actress): I told you NOT to fucking CUM INSIDE ME!!!
B (porn actor): Sry, it conflicts with GOD's teaching. I am a Christian.


This would be a great excuse for making more creampie films. Big Grin

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31-05-2012, 07:26 AM
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31-05-2012, 07:37 AM
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And from that silly story came the idea that when masturbating we kill our future generations... ignoring the fact that spern isn't actually a living thing, but contains only half the DNA of a human being; and the fact that when we have sex we STILL kill millions of future babies since only one sperm (in most cases) gets to the ovum; and the fact that we STILL kill millions of future babies even when we DON'T do anything since sperm dies all the fucking time.

This prohibition makes no fucking sense. We end up killing our future generations whether we masturbate or not. But religious people still keep hurting psychologically their children with this bullshit.
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01-06-2012, 09:14 AM
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He wasn't killed for masturbating. He was killed because he was fulfilling the local custom after his brother died of sleeping with the widow so that she could have children, but pulled out instead of giving her what she was after in the encounter (at least, this is what is written... who knows what really happened?). The children of this union would be treated as being his dead brother's children.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=MSG

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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01-06-2012, 10:57 AM
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(01-06-2012 09:14 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  He wasn't killed for masturbating. He was killed because he was fulfilling the local custom after his brother died of sleeping with the widow so that she could have children, but pulled out instead of giving her what she was after in the encounter (at least, this is what is written... who knows what really happened?). The children of this union would be treated as being his dead brother's children.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=MSG

Technically, he was killed for not making creampie. Evil_monster

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01-06-2012, 11:03 AM
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(01-06-2012 10:57 AM)Jedah Wrote:  
(01-06-2012 09:14 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  He wasn't killed for masturbating. He was killed because he was fulfilling the local custom after his brother died of sleeping with the widow so that she could have children, but pulled out instead of giving her what she was after in the encounter (at least, this is what is written... who knows what really happened?). The children of this union would be treated as being his dead brother's children.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=MSG

Technically, he was killed for not making creampie. Evil_monster

Technically = Apologists ?
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01-06-2012, 11:45 AM
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(01-06-2012 11:03 AM)ahoy Wrote:  
(01-06-2012 10:57 AM)Jedah Wrote:  Technically, he was killed for not making creampie. Evil_monster

Technically = Apologists ?

I would like to be one if it allows me making more creampies....LOL

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01-06-2012, 10:58 PM
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02-06-2012, 01:33 PM
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(01-06-2012 10:57 AM)Jedah Wrote:  
(01-06-2012 09:14 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  He wasn't killed for masturbating. He was killed because he was fulfilling the local custom after his brother died of sleeping with the widow so that she could have children, but pulled out instead of giving her what she was after in the encounter (at least, this is what is written... who knows what really happened?). The children of this union would be treated as being his dead brother's children.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=MSG

Technically, he was killed for not making creampie. Evil_monster
This is highly debated because the bible isn't clear about it. There is no command to be found in the old testament along the lines of "thou shalt not waste thy sperm" or "thou shalt not use birth control" or "thou shalt make babies every time thou hast sex"... but Christians have drawn all of these conclusions. And there are many Christians that write it off as a cultural thing that means nothing to us in the modern age. It seems unfair to me that Onan was killed without so much as a warning about what he was doing wrong, but that's assuming you even buy that this story happened.

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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