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28-04-2015, 08:56 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(27-04-2015 10:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(27-04-2015 01:31 PM)pauloroberts Wrote:  Sucking off 2 men in an alleyway is not what I would call being in touch with her sexuality. Do you think that's classy?

I'm gonna have to defer to earmuffs on this one, he knows classy.

I am a pretty classy lady.

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28-04-2015, 08:58 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 08:56 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(27-04-2015 10:14 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I'm gonna have to defer to earmuffs on this one, he knows classy.

I am a pretty classy lady.

Yeah, except for the "pretty", "classy" and "lady" parts.

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28-04-2015, 09:00 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 08:58 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:56 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I am a pretty classy lady.

Yeah, except for the "pretty", "classy" and "lady" parts.

Your words cut deep Girly.

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28-04-2015, 09:07 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 09:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:58 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yeah, except for the "pretty", "classy" and "lady" parts.

Your words cut deep Girly.

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28-04-2015, 09:17 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 07:19 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 07:17 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Sex over the hood of said car has no need for class. It should be hot, sweaty and in front of Lake Cach -- er, a beautiful view.

And smelly. You forgot smelly.

I had reckoned that "smelly" was wrapped up in "sweaty". I mean, I don't sweat magnolia fragrance.
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28-04-2015, 09:19 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 09:07 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 09:00 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Your words cut deep Girly.

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28-04-2015, 10:10 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
I can't help but read anything Earmuffs says in Stewie's voice. But maybe that's the point...Rolleyes

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29-04-2015, 06:20 AM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 06:46 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 06:39 PM)Cathym112 Wrote:  followed to its full conclusion, it means that the penis (and the male to whom it is attached, if we apply their logic) is actually worthless itself. If, in all its transformative power, all a penis does is DECREASE the value of a woman, then the only logical assumption is that the penis itself has no value. If it did, a female's worth would go UP after the loss of virginity.
That doesn't necessarily follow..

Yes it does. Let me break this down for you in a much simpler analogy.

If I had a picture of Derek Jeter and he left his mark on it, the value of that pic would go up. Meaning that Derek jeter's mark has value, thereby increasing the value of everything he marks. The more Yankee greats that mark that pic (like babe Ruth) the more and more valuable it becomes. But if by marking the pic, he decreases it's value - it means that Jeter and other Yankee greats are worthless, and everything they touch is devalued.

Get it now, moron?

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29-04-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past
(28-04-2015 08:45 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  
(28-04-2015 08:22 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  And yet it perfectly applies to you. Funny that.Drinking Beverage

Shutup, you misandrist scum.

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Truly your devastating wit, and fantastical originality, has cut me to the bone. In all my many remaining years, long as they may be, truly truly I shall never recover from this Bard like verbal flaying.

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Lol "misandrist". My dislike of you has nothing to do with the paragon of disappointment that is your penis and everything to do with you being a dumb cunt that thinks acting like a dumb cunt is "edgy" or an acceptable replacement for genuine wit. You're just a tedious child with nothing interesting or innovative to add to the conversations you manage to bumble your way into irregardless of your amateurish flailing attempts at being an internet shock jock.

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29-04-2015, 08:27 PM
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(29-04-2015 07:57 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  irregardless

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