Somebody Could Probably Make A Good Buck Off Christians For This
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17-07-2014, 09:05 AM
Somebody Could Probably Make A Good Buck Off Christians For This
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The only question is, how big would it actually be? There's a lot of shit you'd have to cut out of the Bible to make this one.

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17-07-2014, 09:12 AM
RE: Somebody Could Probably Make A Good Buck Off Christians For This
But why spend 55 bucks for a cherry picked Bible when you can just not read a non-cherry picked one for free?
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17-07-2014, 09:13 AM
RE: Somebody Could Probably Make A Good Buck Off Christians For This
I don't think you would make much money, that's the version they have always used. Smile

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17-07-2014, 09:14 AM
RE: Somebody Could Probably Make A Good Buck Off Christians For This
You could probably fill 2 or 3 pages if you use 24 Helvetica.

And double-space.

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17-07-2014, 09:16 AM
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Catholics already have something much like this. It's called the Lectionary, which consists of those parts of the Bible that are read during Mass. It omits most of the offensive and/or boring parts. Don't think I ever heard any of Leviticus at Mass, or the Psalm about smashing babies on the rocks.
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17-07-2014, 09:27 AM
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(17-07-2014 09:12 AM)CleverUsername Wrote:  But why spend 55 bucks for a cherry picked Bible when you can just not read a non-cherry picked one for free?

Laugh out load

True, but this helps for the kiddies when you're trying to indoctrinate them.

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17-07-2014, 11:12 AM
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(17-07-2014 09:14 AM)Thinkerbelle Wrote:  You could probably fill 2 or 3 pages if you use 24 Helvetica.

And double-space.
Exaggeration for the sake of humor. Love it. In reality, I'm sure you could fill at least 3 1/2 pages. Big Grin

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