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13-10-2013, 06:47 AM
Someone shared this on facebook
I don't know if this is meant to be serious but people sure fall for it.
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13-10-2013, 09:25 AM
Here's another one...might even have been posted here
The typos are not mine.

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A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God. One day the Captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.

He called the young man and said: – Soldier, come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front.

The young soldier replied: – Sir, I cannot drive!

The Captain said: – But then ask your assistant, God! Show us that He exist.

The soldier takes the key and walks to the vehicle while he prays … He parks the Jeep PERFECTLY and exactly where the Captain instructed.

When he got back from the Jeep, he saw the other soldiers crying. They said: – We want to serve your God!

The astoned young soldier asked what was going on? The Captain told him to walk out with him, he opened the hood of the Jeep and showed the soldier that he removed the engine.

Without blinking an eye, the soldier said: You see, Sir, that’s My God!
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13-10-2013, 09:36 AM
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(13-10-2013 06:47 AM)Crusher Wrote:  I don't know if this is meant to be serious but people sure fall for it.
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Wait a minute, pregnant without a womb? BIRTH DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! What was the baby doing, growing up in her kidneys? How did he get out, she had to pee, and an infant came out? Why do miracles never make sense?

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13-10-2013, 09:40 AM
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(13-10-2013 09:36 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  
(13-10-2013 06:47 AM)Crusher Wrote:  I don't know if this is meant to be serious but people sure fall for it.
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Wait a minute, pregnant without a womb? BIRTH DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! What was the baby doing, growing up in her kidneys? How did he get out, she had to pee, and an infant came out? Why do miracles never make sense?

Isn't that the whole premise of a miracle? That's its inexplicable?
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13-10-2013, 09:45 AM
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(13-10-2013 09:40 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  
(13-10-2013 09:36 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Wait a minute, pregnant without a womb? BIRTH DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! What was the baby doing, growing up in her kidneys? How did he get out, she had to pee, and an infant came out? Why do miracles never make sense?

Isn't that the whole premise of a miracle? That's its inexplicable?

Ah, and that is the very reason that a miracle is not possible. "The sun comes up every day, it's a miracle!" "Well, the sun doesn't move, the Earth rotates and revolves, so the sun is visible at certain times in certain parts of the world, and visible to the other parts at different times."

"I survived being shot, it's a miracle!" "Dude, you were wearing a protective vest."

"That woman gave birth without a womb, it's a miracle!" "Wtf."

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13-10-2013, 09:50 AM
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That's so wrong!

"professional prostitute" is a tautology. Shocking!


And WTF is a 'deadly professional prostitute'?

And how does it differ from a terse, professional prostitute?

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13-10-2013, 09:52 AM
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You can never verify a quote on the internet- Abraham Lincoln

The Internet is full of hoaxes- Mark Twain

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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13-10-2013, 09:53 AM
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(13-10-2013 09:45 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  
(13-10-2013 09:40 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  Isn't that the whole premise of a miracle? That's its inexplicable?

Ah, and that is the very reason that a miracle is not possible. "The sun comes up every day, it's a miracle!" "Well, the sun doesn't move, the Earth rotates and revolves, so the sun is visible at certain times in certain parts of the world, and visible to the other parts at different times."

"I survived being shot, it's a miracle!" "Dude, you were wearing a protective vest."

"That woman gave birth without a womb, it's a miracle!" "Wtf."

The sun coming up and surviving being shot don't qualify as miraculous, both of those, as you've stated, can be explained by something natural. The way you're quoting the phrase "it's a miracle" is accurate to some degree, in that the word miracle is overused and the meaning has become diluted, but in the sense of an *actual* miracle, the phrase doesn't apply to the first two of those scenarios. A miracle, in its true sense, must defy the laws of nature.
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13-10-2013, 09:56 AM (This post was last modified: 13-10-2013 10:07 AM by DLJ.)
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(13-10-2013 09:53 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  ...
The sun coming up and surviving being shot
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Consider

I don't think the sun cares if anyone shoots at it.

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13-10-2013, 10:00 AM
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(13-10-2013 09:53 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  
(13-10-2013 09:45 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Ah, and that is the very reason that a miracle is not possible. "The sun comes up every day, it's a miracle!" "Well, the sun doesn't move, the Earth rotates and revolves, so the sun is visible at certain times in certain parts of the world, and visible to the other parts at different times."

"I survived being shot, it's a miracle!" "Dude, you were wearing a protective vest."

"That woman gave birth without a womb, it's a miracle!" "Wtf."

The sun coming up and surviving being shot don't qualify as miraculous, both of those, as you've stated, can be explained by something natural. The way you're quoting the phrase "it's a miracle" is accurate to some degree, in that the word miracle is overused and the meaning has become diluted, but in the sense of an *actual* miracle, the phrase doesn't apply to the first two of those scenarios. A miracle, in its true sense, must defy the laws of nature.

And it is because it defies the LAWS of nature that it is, by definition, impossible.

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