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16-05-2014, 09:35 PM
Something I learned about god
We all know god is required for morality Rolleyes but tonight, I learned he is required for common courtesy. I found this post on facebook from an old friend of my family.

"A man that opens the door for you has got to have a Godly heart. It just happened"

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16-05-2014, 09:48 PM
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(16-05-2014 09:35 PM)beeglez Wrote:  We all know god is required for morality Rolleyes but tonight, I learned he is required for common courtesy. I found this post on facebook from an old friend of my family.

"A man that opens the door for you has got to have a Godly heart. It just happened"

Laugh out loadRolleyesRolleyes

I learned something about God as well.






Oh wait, I didn't because he doesn't exist.

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16-05-2014, 10:16 PM
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"....or he was just a nice dude."

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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17-05-2014, 03:33 AM
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oh right. god's going around making boys open doors for prissy ladies because he has nothing better to do.

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17-05-2014, 03:38 AM
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The cunt always gets credit for my efforts in the bedroom.

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17-05-2014, 03:43 AM
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(17-05-2014 03:33 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  oh right. god's going around making boys open doors for prissy ladies because he has nothing better to do.

Good to know Africa doesn't exist.

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17-05-2014, 06:14 AM
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I held a door open for a lady yesterday !?! is gawd following me around Huh ...... I'm so fucked ! Gasp

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17-05-2014, 10:09 AM
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(17-05-2014 03:38 AM)sporehux Wrote:  The cunt always gets credit for my efforts in the bedroom.

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17-05-2014, 10:17 AM
Something I learned about god
(17-05-2014 03:43 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(17-05-2014 03:33 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  oh right. god's going around making boys open doors for prissy ladies because he has nothing better to do.

Good to know Africa doesn't exist.

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17-05-2014, 10:20 AM
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(16-05-2014 09:35 PM)beeglez Wrote:  We all know god is required for morality Rolleyes but tonight, I learned he is required for common courtesy. I found this post on facebook from an old friend of my family.

"A man that opens the door for you has got to have a Godly heart. It just happened"

Laugh out loadRolleyesRolleyes

I always open doors for people...now I am a man with a godly heart? Apparently I am a polite person and gender confused. Blink

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