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16-08-2015, 12:40 AM
Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam
Wow. One of the things that has changed in the 9 years I didn't have the internet is the nature (subject lines?) of spam emails. I just went through my spam folder for the first time, and I learned several important things about myself:
  • My boyfriend is cheating on me.
  • My girlfriend is cheating on me.
  • I have several cash/gift cards just waiting to be claimed.
  • A sexy woman wants to send me a video.
  • I have a limited time to join a loyalty rewards shopper's club.
  • If I apply now, it's time to revitalize my small business.
  • I can improve my sex life. (Finally, an oldie-- but a goodie.)
  • This could be my chance for dental implants.
  • There are child predator alerts in my area.
  • I qualify for federal rebates on solar panels.
  • I've been selected for a FREE psychic reading. (I think it's more free when it's in caps??)
  • I really need to get ADT.
  • I really need to get FREE Starz, HBO, Skinemax...etc. (Again with the capslock?!)
  • And perhaps most importantly - I can get dates with sexy Russian and Ukranian women. (Besides Alla.) Tongue

There should be a law that if someone admits to you that their job is sending spam emails or creating programs that do, you can smack the bejeezus out of them.

What fun stuff is in your spam boxes?

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16-08-2015, 12:57 AM
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Viagra
Cialis
Penis enlargement
breast enlargement
Asian girls
I need to send money to nigeria to get a reward
I need to update my paypal...........my bank account..........my credit card.....
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16-08-2015, 01:02 AM
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Mrs. B--

Yeah, those were all the ones from early 2006, back when I was last a free man... I was surprised to find they had changed so much, in my current spam folder.

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16-08-2015, 01:08 AM
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(16-08-2015 01:02 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Mrs. B--

Yeah, those were all the ones from early 2006, back when I was last a free man... I was surprised to find they had changed so much, in my current spam folder.

Annoying to sort through!
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16-08-2015, 01:13 AM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2015 02:43 AM by Smercury44.)
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I've got one in my spam box from froum@thethinkingatheist.com "New Reply to Where Are You From?" Yeah, I'm sure there is. Keep moving buddy, you're not fooling me! Dodgy

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16-08-2015, 01:19 AM
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Hmm I have to mail addresses. A spam mail I use if I'm unsure of the site and my normal. Interestingly enough it's my normal that have something in the spam filter. And lo and behold it's the classic Viagra spam. But since my normal one is a gmail account I'd guess it more easily targeted than my tranceaddict one that I used when I was young and beautiful.
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16-08-2015, 01:26 AM
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I never check my spam, but ever since I installed skype I get prostitutes leaving their numbers. I just delete them. The first time I thought it may have been someone from this site and I said hello. The next thing I know is she is saying "I am a horny college student". I was shocked, to be honest. I said I am not into this and deleted her.

That was possibly the most exciting thing that has happened to me in a year.

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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16-08-2015, 01:36 AM
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Couple of emails from FBI Big Grin

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16-08-2015, 01:56 AM
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(16-08-2015 12:57 AM)Mrs.B Wrote:  ...
Asian girls
...

Gotta link?

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16-08-2015, 03:14 AM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2015 03:22 AM by ELK12695.)
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(16-08-2015 12:40 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Wow. One of the things that has changed in the 9 years I didn't have the internet is the nature (subject lines?) of spam emails. I just went through my spam folder for the first time, and I learned several important things about myself:
  • My boyfriend is cheating on me.
  • My girlfriend is cheating on me.
  • I have several cash/gift cards just waiting to be claimed.
  • A sexy woman wants to send me a video.
  • I have a limited time to join a loyalty rewards shopper's club.
  • If I apply now, it's time to revitalize my small business.
  • I can improve my sex life. (Finally, an oldie-- but a goodie.)
  • This could be my chance for dental implants.
  • There are child predator alerts in my area.
  • I qualify for federal rebates on solar panels.
  • I've been selected for a FREE psychic reading. (I think it's more free when it's in caps??)
  • I really need to get ADT.
  • I really need to get FREE Starz, HBO, Skinemax...etc. (Again with the capslock?!)
  • And perhaps most importantly - I can get dates with sexy Russian and Ukranian women. (Besides Alla.) Tongue

There should be a law that if someone admits to you that their job is sending spam emails or creating programs that do, you can smack the bejeezus out of them.

What fun stuff is in your spam boxes?

I find it more entertaining just going to a pornsite. There I'll find out that "Hot Russian Olga (19)" is "fuckable" in my area, although I doubt that since my area is 50 % forests and 40 % cornfields.

Oh, and if only you could understand the ones where they translate it to Norwegian; the grammatical errors are legendary.

Register deg nĂ¥ for et knull!

[Image: 45413e6052462c4acb7776e807fd2cec.png]

Translation:
"Norwegian mother requires dick

Stop jerking off right away! Register now and meet single Norwegian mothers who desperately needs sex!"

[Image: 20cad83ad8d757191e2878b0f4bf05a9.png]
"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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