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16-08-2015, 03:30 AM
RE: Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam
(16-08-2015 12:40 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Wow. One of the things that has changed in the 9 years I didn't have the internet is the nature (subject lines?) of spam emails. I just went through my spam folder for the first time, and I learned several important things about myself:
  • My boyfriend is cheating on me.
  • My girlfriend is cheating on me.
  • I have several cash/gift cards just waiting to be claimed.
  • A sexy woman wants to send me a video.
  • I have a limited time to join a loyalty rewards shopper's club.
  • If I apply now, it's time to revitalize my small business.
  • I can improve my sex life. (Finally, an oldie-- but a goodie.)
  • This could be my chance for dental implants.
  • There are child predator alerts in my area.
  • I qualify for federal rebates on solar panels.
  • I've been selected for a FREE psychic reading. (I think it's more free when it's in caps??)
  • I really need to get ADT.
  • I really need to get FREE Starz, HBO, Skinemax...etc. (Again with the capslock?!)
  • And perhaps most importantly - I can get dates with sexy Russian and Ukranian women. (Besides Alla.) Tongue

There should be a law that if someone admits to you that their job is sending spam emails or creating programs that do, you can smack the bejeezus out of them.

What fun stuff is in your spam boxes?

Damn, my spam folder has nothing but MyOpinions and Funimation.
One time I did find a viagra advertisement in there though.

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16-08-2015, 03:52 AM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2015 03:57 AM by Mathilda.)
RE: Spam Spam Spam Eggs and Spam
(16-08-2015 12:40 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  What fun stuff is in your spam boxes?


What amazes me is just how spammers know so much about my life.
  • Last action notice for failed payment for pair of navy blue court shoes 2" heels.
  • Sick leave suspended, you were spotted playing tennis yesterday
  • Mathilda, phone home. Our parents are stranded on holiday.
  • Answer your emails Mathilda, we're worried about you
  • The relationship is over. Last night disgusted me.
  • Urgent: Test results of brain scan. Phone us now!
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16-08-2015, 04:01 AM
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(16-08-2015 03:14 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  There I'll find out that "Hot Russian Olga (19)" is "fuckable" in my area, although I doubt that since my area is 50 % forests and 40 % cornfields.
You have to pay for her passage from Russia and then take her to your forest/cornfield.

I've never done it in a forest or cornfield. Unless you count the Wawona Hotel in Yosemite National Park.Thumbsup

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16-08-2015, 04:05 AM
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  • ChristianMingle.com
  • Get a concealed carry permit.
Is there a connection between those two? I mean other than both would appeal to Republicans, which I'm not.

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16-08-2015, 04:45 AM
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(16-08-2015 04:05 AM)f stop Wrote:  
  • ChristianMingle.com
  • Get a concealed carry permit.
Is there a connection between those two? I mean other than both would appeal to Republicans, which I'm not.

Respond ChristianMingle with -Do you really want a married atheist as a member of your group?

Stopped those emails in about a day when I did that. Tongue

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16-08-2015, 05:56 AM
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(16-08-2015 04:45 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(16-08-2015 04:05 AM)f stop Wrote:  
  • ChristianMingle.com
  • Get a concealed carry permit.
Is there a connection between those two? I mean other than both would appeal to Republicans, which I'm not.

Respond ChristianMingle with -Do you really want a married atheist as a member of your group?

Stopped those emails in about a day when I did that. Tongue

Or even ... "Do you really want a married atheist as a member of your group ... who has a concealed carry permit and a short fuse?"

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16-08-2015, 06:45 AM
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(16-08-2015 04:05 AM)f stop Wrote:  
  • ChristianMingle.com
  • Get a concealed carry permit.
Is there a connection between those two? I mean other than both would appeal to Republicans, which I'm not.

Ha! Haha. Ha.Bowing

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16-08-2015, 06:56 AM
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(16-08-2015 05:56 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(16-08-2015 04:45 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Respond ChristianMingle with -Do you really want a married atheist as a member of your group?

Stopped those emails in about a day when I did that. Tongue

Or even ... "Do you really want a married atheist as a member of your group ... who has a concealed carry permit and a short fuse?"

You're safer if they DO have a concealed carry permit than not.

A person with a CCW is someone who does things legally - and has no prior criminal record. Someone without one - who knows?

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16-08-2015, 07:00 AM
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I'm really curious, RocketSurgeon.... Given your absence, and lack of internet, did a few of them seem more real than others until you caught onto all the new ways people are trying to scam us? Maybe not the more obvious ones, but the ones that "are from your bank" or the ones "from the IRS". It would be understandable if you were.

Spam filters are more effective now than they were 9 years ago, so at least there's that. =)
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16-08-2015, 07:12 AM
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Apparently my nickname is now pêckër and âñål pūńįšhër and some chick wants me to play with her pûS$ÿ, get frisky, and I need to add her as my f%ckbuddy.

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