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17-08-2015, 10:24 AM
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(17-08-2015 10:02 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Does phone spam count? Lately I've been getting an almost daily call that just says "you must be at least 30 and have a major credit card to check into the hotel. Press 1 for more information" and when you press 1 it just repeats. I have no idea what the purpose is. I finally just blocked the number this morning.

I actually got a phone call from Jesus Christ. At least that is what showed up on my caller id. I called the number back, of course. Tongue It was a church's "clever" way of recruiting new members. Facepalm

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17-08-2015, 10:27 AM
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(17-08-2015 10:24 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I actually got a phone call from Jesus Christ. At least that is what showed up on my caller id. I called the number back, of course. Tongue It was a church's "clever" way of recruiting new members. Facepalm

Sounds pretty blasphemous to me. I've heard of lying FOR Jesus but not lying AS Jesus.

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17-08-2015, 04:47 PM
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I was never really big on spam. I'm more of a Klik kinda guy..
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17-08-2015, 05:39 PM
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(17-08-2015 10:27 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(17-08-2015 10:24 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I actually got a phone call from Jesus Christ. At least that is what showed up on my caller id. I called the number back, of course. Tongue It was a church's "clever" way of recruiting new members. Facepalm

Sounds pretty blasphemous to me. I've heard of lying FOR Jesus but not lying AS Jesus.

Apparently "Jesus" called quite a few people in the Cali area. There was a couple of pages on one of those find out who called you websites with people talking about prank phone calls from Jeebus. One guy said he called back and told them not to call him again unless the next call came from Darwin. Big Grin

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17-08-2015, 06:08 PM
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(16-08-2015 04:05 AM)f stop Wrote:  [*]ChristianMingle.com

ChristianMingle really really wants to hook me up with a good Christian girl. I responded that I already have one of those. Should I divorce her because you found me someone better?

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18-08-2015, 12:48 AM
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(17-08-2015 10:02 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Does phone spam count? Lately I've been getting an almost daily call that just says "you must be at least 30 and have a major credit card to check into the hotel. Press 1 for more information" and when you press 1 it just repeats. I have no idea what the purpose is. I finally just blocked the number this morning.

Someone's been checking you into hotels as a minor, clearly Tongue

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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18-08-2015, 01:00 AM
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(17-08-2015 06:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(16-08-2015 04:05 AM)f stop Wrote:  [*]ChristianMingle.com

ChristianMingle really really wants to hook me up with a good Christian girl. I responded that I already have one of those. Should I divorce her because you found me someone better?

Well, Jesus says nothing about hating gay people or condemning slavery, but he really doesn't like divorce. Consider

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18-08-2015, 01:04 AM
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(18-08-2015 01:00 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-08-2015 06:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ChristianMingle really really wants to hook me up with a good Christian girl. I responded that I already have one of those. Should I divorce her because you found me someone better?

Well, Jesus says nothing about hating gay people or condemning slavery, but he really doesn't like divorce. Consider

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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18-08-2015, 01:30 AM
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(18-08-2015 01:04 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(18-08-2015 01:00 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Well, Jesus says nothing about hating gay people or condemning slavery, but he really doesn't like divorce. Consider

No worries, just marry two Smile

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18-08-2015, 01:37 AM
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(17-08-2015 05:39 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(17-08-2015 10:27 AM)unfogged Wrote:  Sounds pretty blasphemous to me. I've heard of lying FOR Jesus but not lying AS Jesus.

Apparently "Jesus" called quite a few people in the Cali area. There was a couple of pages on one of those find out who called you websites with people talking about prank phone calls from Jeebus. One guy said he called back and told them not to call him again unless the next call came from Darwin. Big Grin

But you got to admit that getting call from Jesus is quite a thing Wink

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