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18-11-2014, 06:02 PM
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
(18-11-2014 05:58 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 05:54 PM)Dom Wrote:  When I was 8 or 9, I was alone at home for a couple of hours and decided to make caramel candy. I got a big pot, poured milk in it, got it to boil, poured sugar in it.

Some candy did float to the top. The rest was cement on the bottom of the pot. I could not get it off, it was impossible.

So I buried the pot in the back yard.

Mom was looking for it the next week, and the week after that... a pot can't just walk away, what could have happened to it....

I never told her.

To make it worse, if you had told her she might have known to have heated the sugar up again so as to melt it.

Oh of course. Tongue But my childish mind was only filled with fear of reprimand for using the pot....

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18-11-2014, 06:05 PM
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When I was little, my brother used to sleepwalk. One night he pissed me off, so in the middle of the night I took a piss in his underwear drawer. The next day everyone though it was him sleepwalking.

I did it many times over the course of a couple years. Never got caught.

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18-11-2014, 06:22 PM
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My best friend and I were both in the youth group at the town's First Baptist. Every other Wednesday night of our junior year we'd get stoned and go to the First United Methodist youth group instead. Angel

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18-11-2014, 06:25 PM
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(18-11-2014 06:22 PM)Nurse Wrote:  My best friend and I were both in the youth group at the town's First Baptist. Every other Wednesday night of our junior year we'd get stoned and go to the First United Methodist youth group instead. Angel

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18-11-2014, 06:26 PM
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I confess. I lied. Please forgive me.

The cheque is not in the post
I don't love you
I had every intention of coming in your mouth.

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18-11-2014, 06:26 PM
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(18-11-2014 05:05 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Mother please forgive me, I had ill thoughts of Chas....


......and ????????

Can I be absolved?Angel

No.

That is an unforgivable sin.

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18-11-2014, 06:27 PM
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(18-11-2014 06:26 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 05:05 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Mother please forgive me, I had ill thoughts of Chas....


......and ????????

Can I be absolved?Angel

No.

That is an unforgivable sin.

... and an unoriginal one.

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18-11-2014, 06:43 PM
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(18-11-2014 05:59 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 05:00 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Bless me faaaather, for I have sinned.

I played super-ball with my brother from the gallery down the main isle (me in the choir loft) and him standing on the main altar in the Cologne Cathedral, (after hours when it was locked). Ohmy

If my penance is any more than one Hail Mary, you can fuck yourself.
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The Cologne Cathedral! What blasphemy!

Seriously, that is one gorgeous piece of architecture. I stayed at an old Hotel right across from there for a few days - and I mean the Hotel was old and majestic and expensive but alas, it lacked in the modern conveniences.

How did you even get into that church after hours?

My gramps and a family friend (a priest) were having dinner with some clergy in the rectory. We we supposed to be looking at all the art, (which we sort of did too).
He did take his shoes off, so he didn't leave marks on the linen thingies on the altar.
I don't remember a tabernacle though .. I think there was an ornate gold box that was supposed to be the coffin of the Three Wise Men, (yeah right), but it was encased in something to protect it, so no one could steal it. We just played catch. So that's only two rosary whips. (And what if I just might enjoy "flagellation" then what ? Tongue )

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18-11-2014, 06:59 PM
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Yay! I've been meaning to suggest one of these. Good idea, LadyJane = )

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18-11-2014, 07:16 PM
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
(18-11-2014 06:26 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 05:05 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Mother please forgive me, I had ill thoughts of Chas....


......and ????????

Can I be absolved?Angel

No.

That is an unforgivable sin.

I think you should prob punish him.
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