Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
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18-11-2014, 07:24 PM
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
Father, it has been 13 years since my last confession. When asked the day of my first Holy Communion that when I was asked if I believed that Jesus died on the cross for my sins, that Jesus is God, and a bunch of other stuff I don't even remember anymore I said Amen. It was a lie, shoot I think I even rolled my eyes at the priest.

(It was just a show, my parents were somewhat supported I wouldn't say they forced me to go but at the time I was 12, didn't think I really had the choice. Keep in good graces with the rest of the family or what not. They never made me go back to Sunday school after that which was great.)
fun fact, it was April 1st. LOL

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18-11-2014, 08:33 PM
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
Occasionally I have used my husband's razor to shave my legs when mine was dull. When I'm done I carefully place it back in the medicine cabinet above the sink where he keeps it. He never has a clue!!
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18-11-2014, 09:03 PM
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(18-11-2014 08:33 PM)TN Skeptic Wrote:  Occasionally I have used my husband's razor to shave my legs when mine was dull. When I'm done I carefully place it back in the medicine cabinet above the sink where he keeps it. He never has a clue!!

Gasp I do that too!!! I'll keep your secret if you keep mine Big Grin

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18-11-2014, 09:48 PM
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A girl once told me that while on a tour of the the Vatican she and her boyfriend snuck into the restroom and had sex. This story made me want to visit the Vatican. Is that a sin?
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18-11-2014, 10:17 PM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2014 10:37 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
There was this one time like almost 50 years ago now when I was 5 yo in Kindergarten. During our midday nappy-nap time (a break I still insist on to this day in any employment contract) one day I didn't go to sleep and put my dirty feet on the wall instead. Teacher asked "Did you put your feet on that wall Robert?" I said "No." I was a liar at 5 yo.








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18-11-2014, 10:26 PM
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In second grade I spelled S-H-I-T to my friend on the playground. He told on me and when the teacher pulled me aside and asked if I said "shit" I said "no, I was talking about my friend Schmidt at church" and she believed me.

He was so mad that I didn't get in trouble... Smile

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18-11-2014, 10:42 PM
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Lady Jane makes me feel funny.
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18-11-2014, 10:52 PM
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I fantasize about throwing a wild party and all you guys show up.

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18-11-2014, 10:52 PM
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One time while closing up for the night at my first job, an Arby's fast food restaurant, some douche-bag came in at 3 minutes till closing and ordered $50 worth of food from every category imaginable; meaning that I had to break out everything I had already put away and cleaned and it took me an extra half hour to get out that night. My reprieve? I yelled over to my only other co-worker there at the time and my manager, I said "Watch this!", the proceeded to lick the length of the cutting knife before cutting all of their subs and sandwiches in half with it. She thought it was funny as hell.

I still don't feel guilty, and that was the one and only time I ever purposely fucked with someone's food over the course of almost 5 years there. I figure that still probably makes me a saint by fast-food industry standards.

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18-11-2014, 10:56 PM
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✔ Lechery/lust
✔ Gluttony
✔ Avarice/greed
✔ Sloth
✔ Wrath (just once when I was 8 years old)
x Envy
✔ Pride

6/7 ain't bad

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