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18-11-2014, 10:58 PM
RE: Special Time TTA CONFESSION BOOTH
(18-11-2014 10:56 PM)DLJ Wrote:   Lechery/lust
Gluttony
Avarice/greed
Sloth
Wrath (just once when I was 8 years old)
x Envy
Pride

6/7 ain't bad

Nice list...I'm envious.

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18-11-2014, 11:05 PM
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(18-11-2014 10:42 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  Lady Jane makes me feel funny.

Me too. It scares Girly.











girly.

#sigh
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18-11-2014, 11:06 PM
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I once sold a bag of oregano to a Hollywood tourist. (They thought it was something else. Laugh out load )
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18-11-2014, 11:57 PM
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When I was young, like 5-8 years old, my bedroom was on the second floor and the bathroom was downstairs. Sometimes I would be too lazy to go down there so I would piss in my closet. I never used the closet after that, except to piss in. I don't do that anymore. Now I piss in the sink.

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19-11-2014, 08:53 AM
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My father was a Car Guy, and he knew everything about his car - how much gas was in it, what mileage he was getting, etc etc. I used to take his car to "go study with a friend." I'd get there, disconnect the odometer, run around all night, put in a little gas, reconnect the odometer and go home. He never knew.

One night, the throttle linkage broke. We put it together with a hairpin, which lasted just long enough for me to get home and Pop to get halfway to work the next day. Blush

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19-11-2014, 09:13 AM
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When I was around 5 years old, I pee'd in the backyard with one of the neighbor kids. And DLJ's list, as well.
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19-11-2014, 09:26 AM
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My wife and I are seeing a counselor now (she couldn't handle when I told her I was an atheist). Part of her argument for god/miracles is a crucifix necklace that "magically" appeared in her jewelry box when she needed a sign from god.

I'm keeping in my pocket that I bought it for her years ago, but she dogged me about it because she's Episcopalian and they don't idolize the crucifix. Then a few years after that a chain on another necklace broke, so she took the chain from the necklace I gave her and used it on the broken one.

When we come to that in counseling I'm going to tell her that I bought it for her and she belittled me for it, and that it's a dagger in the heart now that she finds it so valuable but gives god credit for it being there and not me.

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19-11-2014, 09:30 AM
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Forgive me LJ for I have sinned.

I don't believe in Canada.Evil_monster

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19-11-2014, 09:50 AM
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I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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19-11-2014, 09:59 AM
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Speaking of confessions, do you think the priests would swap stories around the holy water cooler of all the sins the congregation did?

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