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21-07-2017, 06:49 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
Brings to mind an old joke (apologies to every blonde here):

A blonde wanted to win the lottery so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to god, and she lost. She said to god, please god, why wont you let me win?

God replied, Buy a damn ticket.

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22-07-2017, 12:13 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
It's a gag page. Like the onion.

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” Plato
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22-07-2017, 02:49 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
(22-07-2017 12:13 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  It's a gag page. Like the onion.

So you're saying it's (wait for it....) fake news?

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23-07-2017, 10:45 AM
RE: Speed of Prayer
Lol. There's just as much evidence for this as the "actual way" prayers are supposed to work.
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