Speed of Prayer
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21-07-2017, 06:49 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
Brings to mind an old joke (apologies to every blonde here):

A blonde wanted to win the lottery so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to god, and she lost. She said to god, please god, why wont you let me win?

God replied, Buy a damn ticket.

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22-07-2017, 12:13 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
It's a gag page. Like the onion.

Don't Live each day like it's your last. Live each day like you have 541 days after that one where every choice you make will have lasting implications to you and the world around you. ~ Tim Minchin
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22-07-2017, 02:49 PM
RE: Speed of Prayer
(22-07-2017 12:13 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  It's a gag page. Like the onion.

So you're saying it's (wait for it....) fake news?

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23-07-2017, 10:45 AM
RE: Speed of Prayer
Lol. There's just as much evidence for this as the "actual way" prayers are supposed to work.
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