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19-06-2011, 08:08 AM (This post was last modified: 19-06-2011 08:43 AM by DeepThought.)
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Ok... lets give this a go!

It should work using the following:
Code:
[spoiler]Text goes here...[/spoiler]

You've been programming too long when:
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

“Forget Jesus, the stars died so you could be born.” - Lawrence M. Krauss
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19-06-2011, 10:10 PM (This post was last modified: 19-06-2011 10:13 PM by MasterRottweiler.)
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This is great, specially when someone post several images. Good job!

EDIT: It works for images too, right?

"The tendency to turn human judgments into divine commands makes religion one of the most dangerous forces in the world.”
-Georgia Harkness.

"La fe es patrimonio de los pendejos. (Faith is patrimony of the dumbfucks)."
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19-06-2011, 10:41 PM
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(19-06-2011 08:08 AM)DeepThought Wrote:  Ok... lets give this a go! ...

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

All too true on both! LMAO !!!!
I'm just home learning programming as a hobby, but I can relate well to those listings. I can spend all my free time in the VB IDE, and not realize what time it is till the sun comes up in the window behind my puters. ( Ooooops!)
It's on those days that my 28 oz estwing & my left hand develop a painfully close relationship !Sad ( Like tonight, I just closed the IDE. That's early for me. 11:30 pm)

Killer description of Windows !

Oxymoron: "Religious teaching"
"Simple common sense goes out the window when religion comes in through the door." Me (Blasphemy Fan )
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