Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
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25-04-2017, 02:14 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
(25-04-2017 02:03 PM)skyking Wrote:  I had a bad Mandarin in my lunch today Jesus must hate me.

It's not you, it's the Mandarin he hates. Just be glad it wasn't a fig ... fucker would have gone ape-shit.


It's a fair bet: Jesus hates fruit of any kind. Dodgy

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25-04-2017, 02:30 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
(25-04-2017 01:20 PM)kim Wrote:  Oranges are actually green.
They put them into a pressure chamber to turn their exterior orange colored.
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I wish they would keep them natural for the grocery store.
I think they are beautiful this way - it's a lovely contrast. Shy

Yeah, I had *such* a hard time, at that animal place I volunteered at recently, distinguishing between oranges and limes Dodgy

Though, I must say, I was starting to believe there might be something to Ray Discomfort's bananapoppycock. It really does seem made with us in mind, so easy to feel, cut and shove... well, anywhere really Rolleyes

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25-04-2017, 02:36 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
Orange is the new banana... :O
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25-04-2017, 03:18 PM
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I don't like oranges. I prefer plums, or apples, or peaches. ^^
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25-04-2017, 03:37 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
(25-04-2017 02:03 PM)skyking Wrote:  I had a bad Mandarin in my lunch today Jesus must hate me.

Strange thing to find in your lunch...
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25-04-2017, 03:38 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
Most readily available agricultural products WERE intelligently designed. By people.
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25-04-2017, 03:40 PM
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(25-04-2017 03:18 PM)AnaBunny Wrote:  I don't like oranges. I prefer plums, or apples, or peaches. ^^

Heathen!!! Evil_monster Tongue

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25-04-2017, 03:51 PM (This post was last modified: 25-04-2017 04:22 PM by Anjele.)
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
I am waiting to see what this has to do with incest, beastiality, and cannibalism.

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25-04-2017, 03:51 PM
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(25-04-2017 02:14 PM)kim Wrote:  It's a fair bet: Jesus hates fruit of any kind. Dodgy

Well, a lot of his followers certainly do Dodgy

And I apologise from the bottom of my heart for this, not a word I would ever use with this meaning. It was aimed at those who would use it thus, not the ones they would describe like this.

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25-04-2017, 04:01 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Banana

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Banana

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Orange
Orange who ?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana

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