Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
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25-04-2017, 04:05 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
The only time I have ever laughed (and most probably ever will laugh) at a knock, knock joke Big Grin

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25-04-2017, 04:19 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
Might I suggest the god's wonderful Manchineel fruit:

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Also grows in Florida, like the orange, and it looks like a nice apple and...

When ingested, the fruit is reportedly "pleasantly sweet" at first, with a subsequent "strange peppery feeling ..., gradually progress[ing] to a burning, tearing sensation and tightness of the throat". Symptoms continue to worsen until the patient can "barely swallow solid food because of the excruciating pain and the feeling of a huge obstructing pharyngeal lump


It should be called a Troll fruit.

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25-04-2017, 09:19 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl?

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25-04-2017, 09:38 PM
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(25-04-2017 11:44 AM)whosebob Wrote:  The next time you look at orange take some time to study it. After you take off the covering, look at the juicy fruit inside. The fruit is segmented. This makes it easier to eat plus you can share it with family and friends. This is God’s mercy. It could have been just been a Squishy ball of fruit yet God created it as sign for people. So the next time you eat an orange just know that God loves you and wants the best for you. Oranges are everywhere so don’t forget to take the time to ponder about it. An orange can really be deep to the right person

The network of veins on the orange helps keep it strong. This technology is used in bridges and bones

God also made it possible for scientist to remove the seed from the orange. This is also a mercy since he made it evens more easier to eat. So he is the Most merciful and He cares.

Hold it there laddie. First you need to prove that this God exists before you can start talking about what it did. I say that sparky the wonder unicorne created the Orange as a vehicle for squirting acidic juice in the eye of the one peeling the Orange. By this we can know that Sparky is a trickster God with a twisted sence of humor. This of course makes much more sense don't you agree. The fact that no one can peel an orange without getting squirted proves beyond the shadow of a whisker of a doubt that Sparky the wonder unicorn exists.

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25-04-2017, 09:44 PM
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When life gives you lemons, attempt to weaponize lemonade.

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25-04-2017, 10:10 PM
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Sooooooo In other news, lets talk about the computer gods. As a computer god I decided I would banish Windows 10 from my laptop for its obvious sins against me.

I am now running ONLY linux on my laptop. KDE desktop, and spent hours last night tweaking it to be just the way I want it. Best decision I ever made. Amen.

(I went with this cause people stole my thunder with the banana man comparisons)

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26-04-2017, 12:42 AM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
(25-04-2017 04:19 PM)unsapien Wrote:  Might I suggest the god's wonderful Manchineel fruit:

[Image: manchineel_apple.jpg.653x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg]

Also grows in Florida, like the orange, and it looks like a nice apple and...

When ingested, the fruit is reportedly "pleasantly sweet" at first, with a subsequent "strange peppery feeling ..., gradually progress[ing] to a burning, tearing sensation and tightness of the throat". Symptoms continue to worsen until the patient can "barely swallow solid food because of the excruciating pain and the feeling of a huge obstructing pharyngeal lump


It should be called a Troll fruit.

Quote:All parts of the tree contain strong toxins, some unidentified. Its milky white sap contains phorbol and other skin irritants, producing strong allergic dermatitis. Standing beneath the tree during rain will cause blistering of the skin from mere contact with this liquid (even a small drop of rain with the milky substance in it will cause the skin to blister). The sap has also been known to damage the paint on cars. Burning the tree may cause ocular injuries if the smoke reaches the eyes. Contact with its milky sap (latex) produces bullous dermatitis, acute keratoconjunctivitis and possibly large corneal epithelial defects.

HOLY SHIT Gasp Gasp Gasp Gasp Gasp

This is the most evil tree i have ever heared of!
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26-04-2017, 01:36 PM
RE: Spreading the message of God with an orange :)
(25-04-2017 11:44 AM)whosebob Wrote:  The next time you look at orange take some time to study it. After you take off the covering, look at the juicy fruit inside. The fruit is segmented. This makes it easier to eat plus you can share it with family and friends. This is God’s mercy. It could have been just been a Squishy ball of fruit yet God created it as sign for people. So the next time you eat an orange just know that God loves you and wants the best for you. Oranges are everywhere so don’t forget to take the time to ponder about it. An orange can really be deep to the right person

The network of veins on the orange helps keep it strong. This technology is used in bridges and bones

God also made it possible for scientist to remove the seed from the orange. This is also a mercy since he made it evens more easier to eat. So he is the Most merciful and He cares.

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26-04-2017, 01:44 PM
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26-04-2017, 02:22 PM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2017 02:27 PM by Cosmo.)
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