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09-11-2015, 12:54 PM
RE: Starbucks hates Jesus because red cups
The things Christians get all bothered about is so wacky. I think it's funny that the original Starbucks logo was a naked lady, supposedly from an old Norse wood cut. It's a naked mermaid from Norse mythology, you idiot Christians.

They had to cover up the boobs when they started using trucks with the giant logo on it. A business can't upset American sensibilities, you know. And then they simplified it even more to make it more modern. I kinda like the old wood cut logo myself.

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Aw shit!Facepalm There I go again, posting a photo of a naked lady. Back to the naughty chair for me.

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09-11-2015, 12:58 PM
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Dude looks like the product of an unfortunate union between Kevin James and Fred Durst, with some Republican Jesus on the side.
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09-11-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: Starbucks hates Jesus because red cups
See, stuff like this is what makes me want to have the video editing chops to repost all of his videos, modified with a clown nose, rainbow (yes rainbow!) wig poking out of his obnoxious cap, and Yakety Sax playing in the background. I mean, some people can neither deserve nor receive a mature response.
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09-11-2015, 01:26 PM
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Oh for fuck sake... Facepalm

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09-11-2015, 05:43 PM
RE: Starbucks hates Jesus because red cups
(09-11-2015 12:54 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  The things Christians get all bothered about is so wacky. I think it's funny that the original Starbucks logo was a naked lady, supposedly from an old Norse wood cut. It's a naked mermaid from Norse mythology, you idiot Christians.

They had to cover up the boobs when they started using trucks with the giant logo on it. A business can't upset American sensibilities, you know. And then they simplified it even more to make it more modern. I kinda like the old wood cut logo myself.

[Image: starbucks.png]




Aw shit!Facepalm There I go again, posting a photo of a naked lady. Back to the naughty chair for me.

The Oatmeal came up with a new logo for Starbucks Red Cup Martyrs.

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09-11-2015, 06:21 PM
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A prime example of the religious trying to force their religion on everyone. Facepalm

Past cups have had pictures of ornaments, sled riding, and snowmen - how very biblical. Dodgy

http://time.com/4105283/starbucks-holida...evolution/

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09-11-2015, 06:30 PM
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Yea I caught a vid of that dipshit Josh Feuertard on this.

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09-11-2015, 10:21 PM
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09-11-2015, 10:44 PM (This post was last modified: 09-11-2015 11:06 PM by Lienda Bella.)
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(09-11-2015 10:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  [img][Image: starbucks_zpsygjvsqwj.jpg][/img]

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09-11-2015, 11:03 PM
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"HEY! Josh Feuerstein here! You know, I think in the age of political correctness, we've become so open minded that our brains have literally fallen out of our head."

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