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03-05-2015, 05:18 PM
State guard deployed by TX governor
Not the Onion

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

So basically the TX gov is pandering to conspiracy theorists that the US military is taking over Texas to disarm the citizens. Congrats Texas, your governor is either fucking mental or has no cojones.

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03-05-2015, 05:49 PM
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Oh, Texas. Jesus fucking christ. Facepalm

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03-05-2015, 06:02 PM
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The saddest part is that when nothing happens they'd take credit for preventing the thing that was never going to happen in the first place.

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03-05-2015, 06:06 PM
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Texas, our Texas. All hail the mighty state! Hobo Tongue

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03-05-2015, 07:06 PM
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Eh, it's not like anything will change.

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03-05-2015, 10:41 PM
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The funniest thing is this: The Texas State Guard is a toothless organization, essentially the scrubs who take care of the bases when the Texas National Guard is activated. He may as well have ordered the Boy Scouts to "monitor" the Army exercise.

Political grandstanding without an audience, because no one here cares.
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04-05-2015, 05:36 AM
RE: State guard deployed by TX governor
It's obvious what happened....


Somebody in a black helicopter snuck in and stole his tin foil hat.
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THat shit happens all the time...



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05-05-2015, 04:12 PM
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It is now a “thing” because Chuck Norris is involved Facepalm

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/...243416.php

“Citizens' concerns with the exercise have run the gamut from concerns that troops would violate their private property, to worries that the military was psychologically prepping Americans for days when troops fill the streets, to full-fledged terror that a network of shuttered Walmarts, linked by a network of secret tunnels, would be used to move federal armies across the nation, confiscating citizens guns as they corral them into FEMA-operated concentration camps. Such diverse anxieties have generally been summarized as fears of a federal takeover of the Lone Star State.”


You can’t make this shit up.

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05-05-2015, 04:26 PM
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(05-05-2015 04:12 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  You can’t make this shit up.

Obviously, somebody can.
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05-05-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: State guard deployed by TX governor
(05-05-2015 04:12 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  It is now a “thing” because Chuck Norris is involved Facepalm

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/...243416.php

“Citizens' concerns with the exercise have run the gamut from concerns that troops would violate their private property, to worries that the military was psychologically prepping Americans for days when troops fill the streets, to full-fledged terror that a network of shuttered Walmarts, linked by a network of secret tunnels, would be used to move federal armies across the nation, confiscating citizens guns as they corral them into FEMA-operated concentration camps. Such diverse anxieties have generally been summarized as fears of a federal takeover of the Lone Star State.”


You can’t make this shit up.

Yep, I posted about this Walmart thing a bit ago. If it wasn't so sad it would be incredibly funny.

Oh heck, it's incredibly funny! Tongue

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