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21-07-2013, 08:10 PM (This post was last modified: 21-07-2013 09:09 PM by kingschosen.)
Still shaking...
I'm absolutely not afraid of anything. I found something I am afraid of about 15 minutes ago.

I had both the kids with me in the car. I had just picked up a pizza and pulled into my driveway. Cohen's carseat is on the passenger side. I usually just unbuckle him and he gets out and runs inside.

So, I walk around the back and open his door. I look down and see one of these staring at me.

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I close the door, grab my gun, and an old mop handle on the porch. I smacked him once with the handle and it snapped. The copperhead started striking at me. I flipped the copperhead into the grass and lit it up. I shot it 4 times.

It was a pretty big copperhead... thick and about 3 feet long.

After I killed it, I showed it to Cohen and explained how dangerous of a snake it was and to never touch one.

This event genuinely scared me. If I wasn't paying attention, my son would have stepped right on it. Freaks me out... man... when it comes to my kids... I swear... nothing scares me more thinking about them getting hurt.

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21-07-2013, 08:13 PM
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Kids can bring out any emotion you never had before....

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21-07-2013, 08:14 PM
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I'm slightly confused.

Is that a typical pizza topping where you come from?

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21-07-2013, 08:15 PM
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Ohhhhhhhhhh...myyyy....goodness!

I'd just cry.

And maybe scream.

Lastly Hug glad that's over and no one was hurt -- snake aside.


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21-07-2013, 08:16 PM
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KC do you live with the Swamp People?

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21-07-2013, 08:20 PM
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(21-07-2013 08:14 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I'm slightly confused.

Is that a typical pizza topping where you come from?

That genuinely had me laughing for like 5 minutes. Not to completely ignore KC and his son's near death experience, but omg... XD

Ahem, anyway. Hay, KC. You made it, your son made it, and your pizza made it. You are fine. Wash yourself off, and eat your victory pizza. Thumbsup

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21-07-2013, 08:23 PM
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(21-07-2013 08:16 PM)Anjele Wrote:  KC do you live with the Swamp People?

lol, just thankful that I live in a place where I can shoot snakes in my front yard and no one cares.

Ones of my neighbors yelled, "Did you get it?"

The other one said, "Whacha shootin' at brah? Snake?"

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21-07-2013, 08:24 PM
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That's some wild shit, dude. Just be careful with the mop handle. A lot of people get bit by snakes when they try to move or hit them with a stick like that.

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21-07-2013, 08:25 PM
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I would have to move...

...anyway glad you and Princechosen are safe.

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21-07-2013, 08:39 PM
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Holy giant unresized picture that took forever to load, batman.

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