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25-07-2013, 08:31 PM
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Why people always assume dudes use their right hands? you're all leftophobics!

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25-07-2013, 08:33 PM
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(25-07-2013 08:31 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why people always assume dudes use their right hands? you're all leftophobics!

Statistically I had a better chance...and jokes like that are funnier the more specific you are.

It was a gamble but one in my favor.

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25-07-2013, 08:34 PM
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(25-07-2013 08:31 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why people always assume dudes use their right hands? you're all leftophobics!

Some of my friends who are righties have taught themselves how to masturbate with their left hands so they don't have to free their hands for website navigation. I don't know how they do it.....(nor do I want to know).

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25-07-2013, 08:35 PM
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(25-07-2013 08:34 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(25-07-2013 08:31 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why people always assume dudes use their right hands? you're all leftophobics!

Some of my friends who are righties have taught themselves how to masturbate with their left hands so they don't have to free their hands for website navigation. I don't know how they do it.....(nor do I want to know).

Ahh yes...but this technique is no longer necessary in the age of streaming video.

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25-07-2013, 08:56 PM
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(25-07-2013 08:31 PM)nach_in Wrote:  Why people always assume dudes use their right hands? you're all leftophobics!

What if we use both and type with our nose, huh? Bet you didn't think about that one. Drinking Beverage

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25-07-2013, 09:15 PM
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I gotta tell you guys, I have yet to meet a woman that didn't think it was hot when I told them I could give a blowjob that would make your watch stop.

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25-07-2013, 09:25 PM
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(25-07-2013 09:15 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  I gotta tell you guys, I have yet to meet a woman that didn't think it was hot when I told them I could give a blowjob that would make your watch stop.

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25-07-2013, 10:40 PM
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Great topic!

I've pondered this many a times. I believe it is mostly to due with societal influence, but with a bit of evolutionary reasons as well.

Societal:
Our current society views male-on-male sexual relations as being taboo, particularly in western cultures. However, this wasn't always the case. In the time of ancient Greece and Rome, sex was anything but taboo. Actually, those cultures were highly sexual. Orgies, girl-on-girl, male-on-male, prostitutes, the whole nine was accepted. Sex in general is a pretty taboo subject in the modern era. I mean come on, we have shows on prime time TV depicting violence and murder, yet you show a butt cheek and people go nuts. So yea, of course male-on-male is definitely taboo. Women are brought up under this very notion. So if in fact many women do like gay male porn, most aren't going to be admitting it.

Evolutionary:
Men are biologically built stronger with more potential to be aggressive. We are the hunters and providers. Women carry our children. We need to protect them RAWR! So that means we are indeed more masculine. Women on the other hand are built with pleasing curves, softer skin, wider hips, just overall very eye-pleasing features. They don't have the masculine jawlines (yes, not all guys have it and not all women are without it), the muscular build... they just don't have the sharper lines that men have. It's like the reason babies look the way they do. We are SUPPOSED to think they are cute. The mother bears the child going through hell in the process... the cuteness helps to make all of that worth the effort for the mother. For the most part, babies look like their fathers in early infancy. This helps to give us fathers a sense of attachment to our babies.

What's my point? Like babies and their cuteness, women's softer lines and wide hips are much more pleasing to the eyes for both males and females. You see women having sex and they are gyrating, arching their backs, and just moving so damn sensually. Then you have the men... grunting, pumping, grabbing, pulling, jerking, etc...

By the way, I've actually heard a lot of women say they aren't visually attracted to a man's penis. It's a mental attraction for them. They like the thought of having sex with it (read size).

BTW: I do like lesbian porn, but I much prefer straight porn. Mental thing. When it's straight, the guy is me. When it's lesbian, I'm just a voyeur. And girls kissing each other does nothing for me. They way they touch each other though... *shivers*

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25-07-2013, 10:51 PM
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I gotta say I'm not a fan of visual porn.

Other types are ok.


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25-07-2013, 10:55 PM
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(25-07-2013 10:51 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I gotta say I'm not a fan of visual porn.

Other types are ok.

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