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14-02-2013, 09:38 PM
Strange college conversations
One often overhears strange conversations on a college campus. Here are two examples that I heard on two different campuses:

Scenario 1: A guy walking down the sidewalk talking on a cell phone.
  • "Yah, he got arrested for punching a prostitute."
Scenario 2: A girl walking up to a car load of other girls.
  • "Well, there's a problem; I need my lotion and money and they are back at the dorm."
I had to hide my laughter by fake coughing since the girl said it right when I walked by.
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14-02-2013, 09:54 PM
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I believe by lotion she means sun screen lotion...

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14-02-2013, 10:00 PM
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(14-02-2013 09:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I believe by lotion she means sun screen lotion...

Sure, it's possible. But then again, it was 40 degrees and overcast. I can only imagine what that car full of nubile college coeds did with the "sun screen lotion."
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14-02-2013, 10:01 PM
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apply it so they didn't get sunburnt because they are aware and concerned about the effects of sunburn causing skin cancer later in life...?

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14-02-2013, 10:07 PM
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(14-02-2013 10:01 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  apply it so they didn't get sunburnt because they are aware and concerned about the effects of sunburn causing skin cancer later in life...?

And where did they apply it? All over.
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14-02-2013, 10:15 PM
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on their face and exposed arm and leg area...duh

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14-02-2013, 10:34 PM
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(14-02-2013 10:15 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  on their face and exposed arm and leg area...duh



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14-02-2013, 10:36 PM
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Some ...people... have those little obsessions where they get pissy if they don't have their hand lotion or lipgloss. My sister is a fiend with this as she must always have her lipgloss with her to use frequently.

I suppose some guys.. also just... have to punch prostitutes.

As for odd college conversations. I just heard today there are people who tell a legend of a supposed: Lollipop Satan.

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14-02-2013, 10:42 PM
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(14-02-2013 10:36 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  Some ...people... have those little obsessions where they get pissy if they don't have their hand lotion or lipgloss. My sister is a fiend with this as she must always have her lipgloss with her to use frequently.

I suppose some guys.. also just... have to punch prostitutes.

As for odd college conversations. I just heard today there are people who tell a legend of a supposed: Lollipop Satan.

A "Satan's lollipop" is slang for a cigarette.
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15-02-2013, 05:11 AM
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I don't know about the rest of you, but when I see a prostitute, I've just gotta punch her.

It's not out of disgust or resentment, mind you. It's not even about some sadistic sexual thrill. It's an OCD thing. Some people have to avoid cracks in the sidewalk; others have to straighten the pencils on their desk. I've gotta haul off and punch a woman who trades sexual favors for monetary gain.

It's been that way since I was a little boy. Sadcryface

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