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10-11-2016, 08:41 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 08:01 PM)yakherder Wrote:  But in answer to the topic, I'll try anything once if it's relatively legal or I'm in a situation (survival) where the practical benefits outweigh the consequences. So veggie(ish) human? Sure, why not. Then I can say something clever like "Holy shit, I taste like chicken."

Word on the street is that people taste like pork. Drinking Beverage
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10-11-2016, 08:45 PM
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(10-11-2016 08:41 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Word on the street is that people taste like pork. Drinking Beverage

But would it be kosher?

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10-11-2016, 08:45 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 08:41 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(10-11-2016 08:01 PM)yakherder Wrote:  But in answer to the topic, I'll try anything once if it's relatively legal or I'm in a situation (survival) where the practical benefits outweigh the consequences. So veggie(ish) human? Sure, why not. Then I can say something clever like "Holy shit, I taste like chicken."

Word on the street is that people taste like pork. Drinking Beverage

Does that mean they contain bacon?

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10-11-2016, 08:48 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
I would eat a person before I eat bacon Wink

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10-11-2016, 08:48 PM
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(10-11-2016 08:45 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(10-11-2016 08:41 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Word on the street is that people taste like pork. Drinking Beverage

But would it be kosher?

Unfortunately we neither chew our cuds nor have cloven hooves.

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10-11-2016, 09:46 PM
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(10-11-2016 08:48 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would eat a person before I eat bacon Wink

Now you can do both!

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10-11-2016, 09:50 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 09:46 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  
(10-11-2016 08:48 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would eat a person before I eat bacon Wink

Now you can do both!

Well, now I know what I'm having for Thanksgiving Wink

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10-11-2016, 09:56 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 08:48 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would eat a person before I eat bacon Wink

Like, as an appetizer with the bacon as the meal?

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10-11-2016, 09:57 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 09:56 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(10-11-2016 08:48 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would eat a person before I eat bacon Wink

Like, as an appetizer with the bacon as the meal?

I would wrap them in vegan bacon and stick a toothpick in them kind of like scallops wrapped in bacon and bake them in the oven until tender Hobo

I think I've been watching too many horror movies Hobo Tongue

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10-11-2016, 10:15 PM
RE: Strangest Vegan Meal Ever
(10-11-2016 08:45 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(10-11-2016 08:41 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Word on the street is that people taste like pork. Drinking Beverage

Does that mean they contain bacon?

Up thread is pretty funny, but I'm only going to respond to this one. There is bacon. Yes

ETA- this brings a whole new meaning to "Ladyfingers". Tongue
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