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04-01-2014, 07:38 PM
Strip Mall Churches
I'm probably the only one that finds this funny but I'm still posting it . . .

Welcome to the Bible Belt where we have churches everywhere, even in strip malls between a Chinese restaurant and a grocery store!

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04-01-2014, 07:40 PM
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Why do you Americans use malls as places of social gathering????

Swith to the European model where social gatherings are conducted in pubs, nightclubs, crackhouses, the bong and public parks.

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04-01-2014, 07:40 PM
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I am kind of fond of a local church that went into the building that used to be a feed and seed store. It's shaped like a barn. And yeah, you get south of the Mason-Dixon line and can find churches everywhere.

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04-01-2014, 07:42 PM
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I think I rather have them there then next to schools.

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04-01-2014, 07:44 PM
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(04-01-2014 07:40 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Why do you Americans use malls as places of social gathering????

Swith to the European model where social gatherings are conducted in pubs, nightclubs, crackhouses, the bong and public parks.

"The bong" doesn't quite fit with those other things. Anyway, we can do that in Colorado -- no need to go all the way to Europe.
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04-01-2014, 10:11 PM
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Maybe the rent is cheaper in strip malls!Big Grin
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04-01-2014, 10:45 PM
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(04-01-2014 07:42 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  I think I rather have them there then next to schools.

We actually do have two near the elementary school we went to. We once took a field trip to one of them!

Oh and there's this one and three others about a minute from the high school. There's probably more, but it's hard to count them all.
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04-01-2014, 11:55 PM
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(04-01-2014 07:40 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Why do you Americans use malls as places of social gathering????

Swith to the European model where social gatherings are conducted in pubs, nightclubs, crackhouses, the bong and public parks.

The size of German beer glasses makes the pub EXTRA social! Smile

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04-01-2014, 11:58 PM
RE: Strip Mall Churches
(04-01-2014 07:40 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Why do you Americans use malls as places of social gathering????

Swith to the European model where social gatherings are conducted in pubs, nightclubs, crackhouses, the bong and public parks.

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05-01-2014, 05:44 AM
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(04-01-2014 07:40 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  Why do you Americans use malls as places of social gathering????

Swith to the European model where social gatherings are conducted in pubs, nightclubs, crackhouses, the bong and public parks.

I just want to know why all you people want to socialize in person, when there is a perfectly good internet right at home. Malls? No, Amazon. Pubs? Brew your own beer, or buy it at the store and drink it at home and save some money. Nightclubs? Why the fuck would I want to go there....as a matter of fact, lets chuck crackhouses an public parks into the same category. Bong...that isn't a destination, it is a device. I think you should cut down on the crack and weed a little bit.

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