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31-01-2013, 04:39 PM
Stuff Christians Say
These are actual things I am told at my school every day by my certified religion teachers, who apparently have studied theology their entire lives. My fellow classmates and I are tested on their words. I put this in the real life debates with theists section because these are real arguments Christians (Roman Catholics specifically) use, accompanied by some other random stupid stuff they say. Also my first thread. Sorry if I'm doing something strange.

"I'm sorry to say this, but dogs can't go to heaven, because they don't have souls." - a theologian with a master's degree in theology

"... And Jesus will come down to earth, flying on a cloud, playing a trumpet, and lift all of his sheep up to heaven. That will be the end of the world when atheists will finally suffer for their mortal sin." - the same theologian

"In my head, I picture God to be, like, a daddy. What do you guys picture him to be?" - my current religion teacher

When I asked why men are told by God to kill even though the commandment says 'Thou Shall Not Kill': "Well... Sometimes people take things that are yours and won't give it back!" - former religion teacher

When I explained the scientific reason as to why people are gay after she was explaining why gays go to hell: "Dawww Kaitlin, you just say the darndest things. Don't over think it so much." - current religion teacher

"Don't get tattoos or piercings; that puts holes in your body, which is a temple for the Holy Spirit!" - current religion teacher

"If you have sex before you're married, you'll get an STD and die." - former religion teacher

"Yes, we as Christians are called to be hypocritical sometimes." - current religion teacher

"Agnostics and atheists... They aren't the nicest people, if you know what I mean." - current religion teacher

Three more years of this. Lol. What do YOU have to say to these? There are so many points you could make; go at it. Sorry if this was too long.

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Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 31-01-2013 04:39 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - frankiej - 31-01-2013, 04:41 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Mr Woof - 31-01-2013, 05:58 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 31-01-2013, 06:05 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Aseptic Skeptic - 31-01-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 31-01-2013, 06:15 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - EvolutionKills - 05-02-2013, 03:22 AM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - kpax - 31-01-2013, 08:35 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 31-01-2013, 10:56 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - LostLocke - 01-02-2013, 08:39 AM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - cjs - 02-02-2013, 09:58 AM
Stuff Christians Say - Tanus Barbarus - 02-02-2013, 12:43 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 04-02-2013, 07:33 AM
Stuff Christians Say - Tanus Barbarus - 04-02-2013, 08:43 AM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Impulse - 05-02-2013, 12:53 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Kaloste - 05-02-2013, 01:06 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - TuesdaysDagger - 26-02-2013, 12:04 PM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - RaisdCath - 06-03-2013, 08:11 AM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - Foxcanine1 - 06-03-2013, 09:03 AM
RE: Stuff Christians Say - EGross - 08-03-2013, 07:09 AM
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