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13-04-2013, 08:07 AM
Stumbled in.
Stumbled in yesterday via link, read a few things, saw a couple videos, located the forum and it seems amusing. So here I am to give it both barrels, loaded with cat shit and razorblades.

I'm a Texan recently released from solitary confinement in Oklahoma. Guess I've been an atheist all my life. I never could come to terms with any religious concepts, particularly tithing, stingy bastard that I am. I remember skipping school one day with a catholic raised friend of mind, who tried to explain to me the concept of giving money to god. I rather ignorantly pulled the roughly $1.10 out of my pocket and tossed a dime into the creek water. How the hell does one give-not to mention why would one give-to god? It was explained to me that I was to give my ten percent to the church, but the "church" wasn't god, even by their own definition. Discussion ended.

Anyhow, this is me. Howdy.
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13-04-2013, 08:25 AM
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Welcome, sir.

You made me think of this...

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Thank you.

Enjoy yourself.

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13-04-2013, 08:28 AM
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It seems to me you've short-changed The Lord. You still owe Him a penny.

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13-04-2013, 09:21 AM
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I've already admitted to being a stingy bastard, Erxwhile. Case closed. Wink

George Carlin - Instrumental. Definitely ranks a clarinet.

Cheers.
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13-04-2013, 10:33 AM
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Hi and welcome.

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13-04-2013, 10:44 AM
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(13-04-2013 08:25 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Welcome, sir.

You made me think of this...

[Image: George-Carlin.jpg]

Thank you.

Enjoy yourself.

I never get tired of this one - still makes me giggle. Big Grin

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13-04-2013, 01:17 PM
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13-04-2013, 11:10 PM
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Quote:Stumbled in yesterday

Yea, be careful, that second step has a bit of a lip you can catch your toe on it if you're not careful.

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13-04-2013, 11:23 PM
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Welcome.

Sorry to hear you did time in Texas.

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb
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14-04-2013, 08:33 AM
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(13-04-2013 11:23 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  Welcome.

Sorry to hear you did time in Texas.
No, I did time in Oklahoma. Three churches at every intersection. A government human resources facility on the other. I've never been to a more religious, cracked-out, meth-fried, welfare-leeching shit hole. It's most economically significant days were religious holidays and, the 1st, fifth, and 10th of every month, when food stamps are doled out. Which most seem to find a necessary requirement for continued existence due to their blowing the majority of their minimum wage pay checks on processed drugs and at the casinos. Or, horrifyingly, 3.2% beer.

I'm now in Texas, but necessarily stranded in Dallas on my way to Austin. And if you're sorry to hear that I'm doing time in Texas, you must be woefully under-informed. Well, no, I take that back. Austin is paradise. The rest of it, is, well.. Bat country.

But, gratitude for the sentiment in any case.
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