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08-01-2015, 10:33 AM
RE: Stupid Husband Stories
(07-01-2015 09:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  So I'm watching ManlyGirl fix the washing machine and ask if I can help. She says "Sure. Put the rotor on the stator." "I can do that. .... where's your keyboard and terminal." .... Blink Blink ... "Go away fatboy."

My husband does shit like that when he doesn't actually want to help to begin with.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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08-01-2015, 05:20 PM
RE: Stupid Husband Stories
(08-01-2015 10:01 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(08-01-2015 08:05 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You're a real dumbass there Girly.

YOU ACTUALLY USED THE PROPER YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow. Gasp

I'll have you know that my your/you're ability is rather spot on.
It's than/then that I seem to constantly fuck up.

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08-01-2015, 05:21 PM
RE: Stupid Husband Stories
(07-01-2015 09:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  So I'm watching ManlyGirl fix the washing machine and ask if I can help. She says "Sure. Put the rotor on the stator." "I can do that. .... where's your keyboard and terminal." .... Blink Blink ... "Go away fatboy."

That Manlygirl is one hell of a woman. Thumbsup

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08-01-2015, 05:23 PM
RE: Stupid Husband Stories
(08-01-2015 05:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(07-01-2015 09:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  So I'm watching ManlyGirl fix the washing machine and ask if I can help. She says "Sure. Put the rotor on the stator." "I can do that. .... where's your keyboard and terminal." .... Blink Blink ... "Go away fatboy."

That Manlygirl is one hell of a woman. Thumbsup

She married Girly, she has to be.

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08-01-2015, 05:28 PM
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(08-01-2015 05:23 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(08-01-2015 05:21 PM)Anjele Wrote:  That Manlygirl is one hell of a woman. Thumbsup

She married Girly, she has to be.

DUH! Facepalm

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08-01-2015, 05:58 PM
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Well, it might be of interest to you fellas that my husband doesn't do stupid things very often so maybe he's trying to make up for all of you. That's probably why we've been married 25 years. Oh, occasionally he'll do a socially idiotic thing, he is a pack rat and when our kids were little he was befuddled by diapers but, really, he's pretty damned amazing.



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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-01-2015, 07:13 PM
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(08-01-2015 05:58 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, it might be of interest to you fellas that my husband doesn't do stupid things very often so maybe he's trying to make up for all of you. That's probably why we've been married 25 years. Oh, occasionally he'll do a socially idiotic thing, he is a pack rat and when our kids were little he was befuddled by diapers but, really, he's pretty damned amazing.



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08-01-2015, 07:15 PM
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(08-01-2015 08:05 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You're a real dumbass there Girly.

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08-01-2015, 09:30 PM
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(08-01-2015 05:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(08-01-2015 10:01 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  YOU ACTUALLY USED THE PROPER YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow. Gasp

I'll have you know that my your/you're ability is rather spot on.
It's than/then that I seem to constantly fuck up.

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If you're going to insult my spelling, then at least make sure your insults are accurate.

It was not my intention to insult, please tell me how I did so? I was merely reacting in shock and amaze.
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08-01-2015, 10:30 PM
RE: Stupid Husband Stories
(08-01-2015 09:30 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(08-01-2015 05:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'll have you know that my your/you're ability is rather spot on.
It's than/then that I seem to constantly fuck up.

Drinking Beverage

If you're going to insult my spelling, then at least make sure your insults are accurate.

It was not my intention to insult, please tell me how I did so? I was merely reacting in shock and amaze.

He's easily offended. 'Cause he's gay and whatnot.

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