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27-08-2016, 07:13 PM
RE: Stupid Shit Xtians Do
Instead of "Amen" at the end of church prayer wouldn't it be fun to say, in your best Porky Pig voice,




Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-09-2016, 04:24 PM
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Person 1: I feel worthless. :'(
Person 2: *hug* You're not worthless.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Jesus loves you. You're worth more than many sparrows.
Person 1: ... O.o ._.

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05-09-2016, 01:02 PM
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(04-09-2016 04:24 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  Person 1: I feel worthless. :'(
Person 2: *hug* You're not worthless.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Jesus loves you. You're worth more than many sparrows.
Person 1: ... O.o ._.

How much is a sparrow worth?

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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05-09-2016, 04:18 PM
RE: Stupid Shit Xtians Do
Think a ghoul operating in Calcutta was a godly messenger.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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12-09-2016, 10:10 PM
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I had to post this little gem from FB.

Quote:God is so good!! Anna's first dance class is tomorrow and I had no clue what shoes she needed until I called today! So I prayed before I went to the kids consignment store and look what I found!! One of each in her size. OMG. And I only spent $16!!! Plus a free dance bag from my bestie's girls! Anna is over the moon excited!

Well it was a good thing that Jeebus was looking out for YOUR first world "problems." Remind me again how many people die every minute of starvation and not having clean water?

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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12-09-2016, 10:51 PM
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(12-09-2016 10:10 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I had to post this little gem from FB.

Quote:God is so good!! Anna's first dance class is tomorrow and I had no clue what shoes she needed until I called today! So I prayed before I went to the kids consignment store and look what I found!! One of each in her size. OMG. And I only spent $16!!! Plus a free dance bag from my bestie's girls! Anna is over the moon excited!

Well it was a good thing that Jeebus was looking out for YOUR first world "problems." Remind me again how many people die every minute of starvation and not having clean water?

Well you may scoff now, but I bet dollars to doughnuts that god is going also find her lost car keys just in time to make it to the class. God's mercy knows no bounds. Angel

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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