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21-09-2015, 03:02 PM
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(21-09-2015 02:53 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  Hey! Good to see you back...havent seen you in awhile Thumbsup
Thanks man I like to pop in every now and then and see how everybody is doing. It's funny how the same people are still here years later Smile. And when I say funny I mean cool haha.

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21-09-2015, 04:43 PM
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Life needs a Command Z keystroke. Get on that NASA, will ya?

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21-09-2015, 05:11 PM
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(21-09-2015 01:53 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yabut you gotta share...Evil_monster

Offering to drive someone to the airport is waaaaay stupid.

Of course now I'll have to pick him up too.

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21-09-2015, 05:54 PM
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Finding new and exciting places to hide my keys and lose track of where they are.

My lifetime best was in the ignition of my car... while I was driving....

"Okay, calm down, do I need to drive back home to get my keys, or can I finish my errands without them and go home then? I'm going to have to jimmy open my apartment window anyway, so... no, wait, I have to drive directly back, because once I stop my car I won't be able to start it again without my keys. .... wait a minute..."
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21-09-2015, 05:57 PM
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(21-09-2015 05:54 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  Finding new and exciting places to hide my keys and lose track of where they are.

My lifetime best was in the ignition of my car... while I was driving....

"Okay, calm down, do I need to drive back home to get my keys, or can I finish my errands without them and go home then? I'm going to have to jimmy open my apartment window anyway, so... no, wait, I have to drive directly back, because once I stop my car I won't be able to start it again without my keys. .... wait a minute..."

Was talking on my cellphone and looking for it frantically in my purse at the same time. Thought I had left it at work or lost it. DUH moment for sure. Facepalm

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21-09-2015, 06:27 PM
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Then of course there's this recurrent gem.

"I can't find my [keys/wallet/tissues/pen/social security card/checkbook/earbuds/cell phone]."

"Where do you remember having them last."

"Um... yesterday, I had them in my pocket."

".... and you're doing the laundry now?"

".... yes."
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21-09-2015, 08:42 PM
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(21-09-2015 12:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  ... Ever do something really dumb and instantly wish you hadn't?

Wrong question Moms. That would describe most of my waking moments, not to mention some that were somnambulant. "Ever NOT do something dumb" would be a much smaller list, not take up a whole thread to itemize and likely bleed over into other threads for lack of space.

So let's see, last time I didn't do something dumb - was when - ahem - give me a sec - it was last year I think - uh, no, that was pretty dumb after all, funny, I didn't think so at the time - wait a sec - that time at the restaurant last week - nope, actually I'm surprised I remembered that one, makes me cringe - well, shoot, I'm coming up dry here on non-dumb episodes - my apologies.

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21-09-2015, 08:48 PM
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Well if were going to start this list better start it close to the beginning, say high school, where one day I'd absently bitten off a fingernail and was chewing on it when a friend sat down next to me to chat and I pfffd the fingernail straight at him without thinking and you just try to apologize for deliberately spitting on a friend before you've even said hello. Shocking
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22-09-2015, 05:17 AM
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(21-09-2015 04:43 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Life needs a Command Z keystroke. Get on that NASA, will ya?

If they got one, we'd never see it -- DARPA would snag it up.....

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22-09-2015, 06:00 AM
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(21-09-2015 04:43 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Life needs a Command Z keystroke. Get on that NASA, will ya?

And a search engine for my life. Thoughts, possessions, conversations... If I had a dollar for every time I could ALMOST remember something, or where I put something, or who said what I could probably pay Google to develop that for me.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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