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16-01-2017, 07:27 PM
RE: Stupid shit Trump says over Twitter
Does anyone think that when he acquires mass text capability, he might decide to drop his twitter routine in favor of briefing the nation every day with unblockable text messages? I don't really need a phone anyway, so it's no skin off my back.

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20-01-2017, 07:38 AM
RE: Stupid shit Trump says over Twitter
If the Constitution was limited to tweets it might look something like this. Yes

@Cliffs_Notes Constitution for @realDonaldTrump: Column
Bill Sternberg, David Mastio and Jill Lawrence 8:15 p.m. ET Jan. 19, 2017
President-elect might want to clip & save.

Shortly after noon Friday, Donald Trump will take the oath of office, swearing to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Here are some highlights from the nation’s founding document, translated into the new president’s favorite medium of communication: tweets.

Preamble

We the People establish this #Constitution to promote freedom, protection, health & happiness for all (even if we’re not rich or “10”s).

Article 1, Section 1

#Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress

Article 1, Section 2

The House can #impeach you. So be nice to @SpeakerRyan.

Article 1, Section 3

If the House impeaches you, senators can convict you. So be nice to @SenateMajLdr.

@Mike_Pence will be president of the Senate and can break tie votes. Cool!

Article 1, Section 6

@USTreasury pays congressmen and senators, even @RepJohnLewis.

Article 1, Section 7

You can veto bills passed by Congress Smile

Congress can override your veto Sad

Article 1, Section 9

You can’t take #emoluments (compensation) from foreign governments.

Article 2, Section 1

You can’t take non-salary emoluments from the federal or state governments, either. Bummer!

Presidents must be 35. You’re double that, so no problem. Bonus: @IvankaTrump is already eligible to succeed you.

Article 2, Section 2

You will command the Army, the Navy and the National Guard. #MAGA #OMG

You can pardon anyone you want, even Jared’s dad!

Article 2, Section 4

Avoid treason, bribery, high crimes and misdemeanors. (See impeachment, above.)

Article 3, Section 3

Criticizing you is not treason!

Article 4, Section 4

You have to protect every state against invasion. Even California and the other blue ones.

Article 6

Muslims can hold office. You could even appoint one. #NoReligiousTest

Bill of rights

1st Amendment

There’s no preferred religion, and the press is free. You can’t shut down @BuzzFeedNews.

2nd Amendment

#GunsRUs @NRA

3rd Amendment

Some stuff about quartering of troops. Unlikely to come up.

5th Amendment

You have the right to remain silent. Try it! #Miranda

6th Amendment

You can’t throw people in jail without a trial. Even when they are obviously guilty as hell. #LockHerUp

8th Amendment

You can’t waterboard @senschumer. #CruelAndUnusual

10th Amendment

Any power you don’t see here, it’s not yours.

Other amendments

12th Amendment

Why you are becoming president, even though #CrookedHillary won the popular vote. #ElectoralCollege

13th Amendment

No more #slavery. Terrific move. Very unifying.

14th Amendment

Section 1: Why you can’t deport the U.S.-born kids of illegal immigrants.

Section 4: Why you can’t make lenders take a haircut on the public debt of the United States.

15th Amendment

Right to vote SHALL NOT BE DENIED OR ABRIDGED ON ACCOUNT OF RACE OR COLOR. cc @SenatorSessions

18th Amendment

You can’t make, sell or transport alcoholic beverages. #Prohibition

19th Amendment

Women can vote. Don’t grab them by the pussy!

20th Amendment

Why you’re taking office Friday, not March 4 like in the olden days. #ShorterTransition

21st Amendment

Never mind the 18th amendment. We all need a drink.

22nd Amendment

You get a maximum of two terms. SAD!!

Bill Sternberg, David Mastio and Jill Lawrence are members of the Editorial Board. Follow them on Twitter @bsternbe, @DavidMastio and @JillDLawrence.

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20-01-2017, 07:49 AM
RE: Stupid shit Trump says over Twitter
(20-01-2017 07:38 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  If the Constitution was limited to tweets it might look something like this. Yes

@Cliffs_Notes Constitution for @realDonaldTrump: Column
Bill Sternberg, David Mastio and Jill Lawrence 8:15 p.m. ET Jan. 19, 2017
President-elect might want to clip & save.

Shortly after noon Friday, Donald Trump will take the oath of office, swearing to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

Here are some highlights from the nation’s founding document, translated into the new president’s favorite medium of communication: tweets.

Preamble

We the People establish this #Constitution to promote freedom, protection, health & happiness for all (even if we’re not rich or “10”s).

Article 1, Section 1

#Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress makes the laws. #Congress

Article 1, Section 2

The House can #impeach you. So be nice to @SpeakerRyan.

Article 1, Section 3

If the House impeaches you, senators can convict you. So be nice to @SenateMajLdr.

@Mike_Pence will be president of the Senate and can break tie votes. Cool!

Article 1, Section 6

@USTreasury pays congressmen and senators, even @RepJohnLewis.

Article 1, Section 7

You can veto bills passed by Congress Smile

Congress can override your veto Sad

Article 1, Section 9

You can’t take #emoluments (compensation) from foreign governments.

Article 2, Section 1

You can’t take non-salary emoluments from the federal or state governments, either. Bummer!

Presidents must be 35. You’re double that, so no problem. Bonus: @IvankaTrump is already eligible to succeed you.

Article 2, Section 2

You will command the Army, the Navy and the National Guard. #MAGA #OMG

You can pardon anyone you want, even Jared’s dad!

Article 2, Section 4

Avoid treason, bribery, high crimes and misdemeanors. (See impeachment, above.)

Article 3, Section 3

Criticizing you is not treason!

Article 4, Section 4

You have to protect every state against invasion. Even California and the other blue ones.

Article 6

Muslims can hold office. You could even appoint one. #NoReligiousTest

Bill of rights

1st Amendment

There’s no preferred religion, and the press is free. You can’t shut down @BuzzFeedNews.

2nd Amendment

#GunsRUs @NRA

3rd Amendment

Some stuff about quartering of troops. Unlikely to come up.

5th Amendment

You have the right to remain silent. Try it! #Miranda

6th Amendment

You can’t throw people in jail without a trial. Even when they are obviously guilty as hell. #LockHerUp

8th Amendment

You can’t waterboard @senschumer. #CruelAndUnusual

10th Amendment

Any power you don’t see here, it’s not yours.

Other amendments

12th Amendment

Why you are becoming president, even though #CrookedHillary won the popular vote. #ElectoralCollege

13th Amendment

No more #slavery. Terrific move. Very unifying.

14th Amendment

Section 1: Why you can’t deport the U.S.-born kids of illegal immigrants.

Section 4: Why you can’t make lenders take a haircut on the public debt of the United States.

15th Amendment

Right to vote SHALL NOT BE DENIED OR ABRIDGED ON ACCOUNT OF RACE OR COLOR. cc @SenatorSessions

18th Amendment

You can’t make, sell or transport alcoholic beverages. #Prohibition

19th Amendment

Women can vote. Don’t grab them by the pussy!

20th Amendment

Why you’re taking office Friday, not March 4 like in the olden days. #ShorterTransition

21st Amendment

Never mind the 18th amendment. We all need a drink.

22nd Amendment

You get a maximum of two terms. SAD!!

Bill Sternberg, David Mastio and Jill Lawrence are members of the Editorial Board. Follow them on Twitter @bsternbe, @DavidMastio and @JillDLawrence.

I always thought it was funny that the 19th came immediately after the 18th. Clearly, that was where a line was drawn.

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20-01-2017, 08:20 AM
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"I will have the best inauguration. HUGE. At least 6 Rockettes (no fatties), Adele Dazeem, the BEST second place winner of American Idol, and the BIGLIEST red carpet you've ever seen. I'm talking HUGE. Fake News not allowed. SAD."

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20-01-2017, 01:33 PM
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There was a brilliant comment on facebook (of all places), how they hoped His Orange Vileness's first tweet as POTUS would be "Heeeeeeere's Donny"...

On the plus side (provided he and the human refuse who elected him don't fuck up the climate beyond any semblance of repair), in about fifty years' time, studying this particular moment of history would be prone to cause bouts of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter. Hell, it's already happening now...

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20-01-2017, 10:24 PM (This post was last modified: 22-01-2017 10:51 AM by GirlyMan.)
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oopsy Facepalm

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22-01-2017, 10:21 AM
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I am deeply, deeply sorry and will see myself out now Confused

But how will we be able to tell them apart when they're playing golf together?! Consider

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22-01-2017, 11:37 AM
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(22-01-2017 10:21 AM)Vera Wrote:  I am deeply, deeply sorry and will see myself out now Confused

But how will we be able to tell them apart when they're playing golf together?! Consider

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That's deeply disturbing on so many levels....

I need a brain enema now to get those pictures out of there...

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22-01-2017, 12:19 PM
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(22-01-2017 11:37 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(22-01-2017 10:21 AM)Vera Wrote:  I am deeply, deeply sorry and will see myself out now Confused

But how will we be able to tell them apart when they're playing golf together?! Consider

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That's deeply disturbing on so many levels....

I need a brain enema now to get those pictures out of there...

Poor Queen Elizabeth, she's turned into trump. I feel really bad for her. Sadcryface

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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22-01-2017, 12:37 PM
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(22-01-2017 11:37 AM)unfogged Wrote:  That's deeply disturbing on so many levels....

I need a brain enema now to get those pictures out of there...

Do you mind sharing your brain enema recipe, 'cause I'm need of a good one, what with all my work-related stupidity *and* everything else... And in turn I promise not to share "pictures" of Bush (among others!) with cornrows and a manbun Wink

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(Apparently people (and I use the word extremely loosely) were bitching about this, so the owner of the account commented on it and then someone asked who had complained? The bin? Laugh out load )

And this is still my favourite, pure genius!

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