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16-02-2017, 02:22 PM
RE: Stupid shit Trump says over Twitter
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16-02-2017, 04:16 PM
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Earlier in Training

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And in International Relations

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I can't say I blame Ivonka for staring. Jesuschrist, Trudeau is good looking!

Mmmmmmm.

And when he stands next to trump it's like they're from two completely different species.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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17-02-2017, 04:49 AM
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Actual quotes from Trump press conference:

“story after story is bad. I won! I won!” Definitely not a rant.”

"I don't mind bad stories. I can handle a bad story better than anybody as long as it's true. But I'm not OK when it is fake. I mean, I watch CNN, it's so much anger and hatred and just the hatred. I see tone. You know the word ‘tone’. The tone is such hatred. I'm really not a bad person, by the way. No, but the tone is such - I do get good ratings, you have to admit that - the tone is such hatred.” [Such stupid! Much wow!]
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"Tomorrow, they will say: 'Donald Trump rants and raves at the press. I'm not ranting and raving. I'm just telling you. You know, you're dishonest people. But -- but I'm not ranting and raving. I love this. I'm having a good time doing it."

“Wait, wait, wait. I know who you are, just wait... We had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban but we had a bad court, a bad decision.”

"Here’s the story folks,” he said. “Number one, I am the least anti-semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism, the least racist person."

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So, in summary:
Trump: great ratings
News: fake
Hillary: bad
Fox & Friends: the best
Nuclear holocaust: like no other

Can we stop arguing about whether or not the emperor has clothes and just agree that he belongs in a straitjacket? #TrumpPressConference

Trump just said "Nuclear holocaust would be like no other"
Let that sink in for a minute.

I honestly don't know what I am watching. This #TrumpPresser is like watching a guy talk in the mirror to his multiple personalities...WTF

#TrumpPressConference felt like a drunken speech at a wedding & everyone is afraid to wrestle the mic away in case he knocks over the cake.

"I'm a good person. ... I get good ratings." This isn't how an adult evaluates their nature. This is not normal. #Trumppressconference


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17-02-2017, 06:11 AM
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(17-02-2017 04:49 AM)Vera Wrote:  "Tomorrow, they will say: 'Donald Trump rants and raves at the press. I'm not ranting and raving. I'm just telling you. You know, you're dishonest people. But -- but I'm not ranting and raving. I love this. I'm having a good time doing it."

“Wait, wait, wait. I know who you are, just wait... We had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban but we had a bad court, a bad decision.”

"Here’s the story folks,” he said. “Number one, I am the least anti-semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism, the least racist person."

It's really amazing that anybody could make me appreciate the oratorical skills of GWB. He never sounded like he quite knew what was going on but he didn't sound like he was a child with a high fever ranting about random shit.

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17-02-2017, 07:00 AM
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(17-02-2017 06:11 AM)unfogged Wrote:  It's really amazing that anybody could make me appreciate the oratorical skills of GWB. He never sounded like he quite knew what was going on but he didn't sound like he was a child with a high fever ranting about random shit.

To be honest, I really haven’t been able to stomach *listening* to him for more than several seconds (I did listen to that uranium bit, though, and it was even worse than seeing it written) – I get very strong "episodes" of vicarious embarrassment, which in his case reach near lethal levels. Coupled with an equally strong revulsion and abject disbelief, it’s more than my brain can handle. No


There’ve been quite a few incompetent heads of state (hell, our PM said he’d resign if his party didn’t win the presidential elections (the president doesn’t really do much in my country)... and he did! Like a kiddie at the playground, picking up and leaving, ‘cause “you don’t like me!” Or a person on social media, not getting enough likes/followers Wink) but I’m not sure there’s ever been such a mentally unstable one.

But now, we have #PresidentialTVShows


Downtown Grabby
Breaking mad
Whose Lie is it Anyway?
"The Blunder Years"
"I Love Lunacy"
Crappy Days
Bowling Green Acres
The Price is Alt-Right
Curb Your Democracy
Pretty Ugly Liars
Faulty Trump Towers
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Own Daughter
Deportlandia
Orange Is The New White
Freaks and Leaks
Twitter, He Wrote
The Amazing Racists
So You Think You Can Dance Around The Truth?
Bigly Brother
The Golden Shower Girls
Who wants to pee on a Millionaire?
Breaking Bad Hombres
American Horror Story: Press Conference
Orange is the New Barack

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17-02-2017, 04:32 PM
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What the fuck you overgrown Oompa Loompa?
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17-02-2017, 05:49 PM (This post was last modified: 17-02-2017 05:53 PM by julep.)
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(17-02-2017 04:32 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  What the fuck you overgrown Oompa Loompa?
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I think I've had enough of his shit...how about you?
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17-02-2017, 06:05 PM
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(17-02-2017 04:32 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  What the fuck you overgrown Oompa Loompa?
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Scary!

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17-02-2017, 06:42 PM
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I'd agree with you both, so frightened and tired of this.

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18-02-2017, 02:56 AM
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(17-02-2017 04:32 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  What the fuck you overgrown Oompa Loompa?
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And what do we do with liberal biased enemies of the people children? Now please repeat after me the pledge of allegiance to our great nation and our fearless leader.

Didn't take him long to go full Mao Zedong did it?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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