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07-09-2012, 01:39 PM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
"Well it's god, he can do anything and you're too stupid to understand it!"

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
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07-09-2012, 01:48 PM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
"God is omnipotent, but is restricted to only logical possibilities."

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07-09-2012, 04:36 PM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
In a philosophy class while debating the existence of an after-life a Baptist minister proclaimed,

"The proof that there is an after-life is the fact that Jesus Christ rose from the dead"

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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07-09-2012, 05:06 PM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(07-09-2012 04:36 PM)Thomas Wrote:  In a philosophy class while debating the existence of an after-life a Baptist minister proclaimed,

"The proof that there is an after-life is the fact that Jesus Christ rose from the dead"

If it could be proven that Jesus did indeed rise several days after being killed, that would be conclusive proof that there have been zombies! BRAINS!!!

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08-09-2012, 09:28 PM
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I had a Creationist try to tell me that Atheists have no rights the other day, and that our constitution was created to "Protect your body and soul from Inquisition". We then got into a debate that somehow led to the statue of liberty and how she thought it came from her home country, Quebec, and not France, because France doesn't have copper mines. I then went into this whole lecture about commerce and importing goods, and eventually our conversation went back to the Statue itself and she tried to tell me that the tablet had a big "X" on it. When I then attempted to explain that it was the date for independence day, and not an X, showing her a load of photographs, she ignored them and replied with(And here's the punchline):

"No, it has an "X" on it. I know because it was in the X-men movie." And then she went into some crap about how Atheists refuse to trust their fellow man.
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08-09-2012, 09:40 PM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
ME: How did Noah get to the penguins to put on the ark?

THEIST: Easy......PANGAEA.

ME: Facepalm. Yet I couldn't help but give him points for surprising me.

I then went on to tell him how convenient I thought it was that he's willing to listen to the geologists/science on pangaea but not on any other facts regarding what the very same geologist say about Pangaea, like the fact that it was hundreds of millions of years ago. Of course he's smarter that the scientists when it comes to time and eras.

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09-09-2012, 12:55 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
"If theres no god explain how the grass got there!"

gotta love the witnesses.
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09-09-2012, 01:08 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 12:55 AM)Godless Wrote:  "If theres no god explain how the grass got there!"

gotta love the witnesses.

I usually get "Well how did the universe start then?" Like that somehow makes everything about christianity true. How WLC, and the rest of the Christians do not see the folly of this argument explodes my brain. Because they have to start to argue over which god "did it", and which sect/religion most accurately describes god. Which is all of them.

Also some of the things this Muslim says is so stupid it hurts.



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09-09-2012, 03:42 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(08-09-2012 09:40 PM)Atheist Chiefs fan! Wrote:  ME: How did Noah get to the penguins to put on the ark?

THEIST: Easy......PANGAEA.

ME: Facepalm. Yet I couldn't help but give him points for surprising me.

I then went on to tell him how convenient I thought it was that he's willing to listen to the geologists/science on pangaea but not on any other facts regarding what the very same geologist say about Pangaea, like the fact that it was hundreds of millions of years ago. Of course he's smarter that the scientists when it comes to time and eras.

Ask him why there are certain animals exclusively located in isolated areas. Did they just travel there without breeding and leaving the evidence behind, or did they simply evolve in that particular area.

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09-09-2012, 03:51 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 12:55 AM)Godless Wrote:  "If theres no god explain how the grass got there!"

gotta love the witnesses.

Eesh. I used to be a witness, myself. I was at my mom's flipping through one of her "Awake!" magazines recently and it was an article on Evolution and how it isn't true.

Eventually, I decided to stop reading out of interest and just started reading to count the fallacies and inaccuracies instead. She noticed I was scoffing and shaking my head a lot. lol

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