Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
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09-09-2012, 03:52 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 03:42 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(08-09-2012 09:40 PM)Atheist Chiefs fan! Wrote:  ME: How did Noah get to the penguins to put on the ark?

THEIST: Easy......PANGAEA.

ME: Facepalm. Yet I couldn't help but give him points for surprising me.

I then went on to tell him how convenient I thought it was that he's willing to listen to the geologists/science on pangaea but not on any other facts regarding what the very same geologist say about Pangaea, like the fact that it was hundreds of millions of years ago. Of course he's smarter that the scientists when it comes to time and eras.

Ask him why there are certain animals exclusively located in isolated areas. Did they just travel there without breeding and leaving the evidence behind, or did they simply evolve in that particular area.

Noah was thinking with portals!
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09-09-2012, 03:53 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 03:52 AM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(09-09-2012 03:42 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Ask him why there are certain animals exclusively located in isolated areas. Did they just travel there without breeding and leaving the evidence behind, or did they simply evolve in that particular area.

Noah was thinking with portals!

Please define portal.

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09-09-2012, 03:54 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
Portal:

http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Nether_Portal

4 across, 5 high, then you need to light it on fire.

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09-09-2012, 04:10 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
Please demonstrate this "portal".

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09-09-2012, 04:13 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 04:10 AM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Please demonstrate this "portal".




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09-09-2012, 04:14 AM
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09-09-2012, 04:40 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
That's CGI and game code. I demand evidence for the real thing, bitches.

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09-09-2012, 04:42 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
You gotta have faith.
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09-09-2012, 04:46 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
(09-09-2012 04:42 AM)Logisch Wrote:  You gotta have faith.

Faith is for the weak.

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09-09-2012, 04:49 AM
RE: Stupidest thing a creationist has ever said to you?
Portal Jesus works in very mysterious ways. If you pray to him and really mean it, and listen to the voices in your head, he might reveal himself in a way that only you can potentially misinterpret and understand, but not be able to demonstrate to anyone else. Only then will you be able to understand portal jesus. If he doesn't show himself it's obviously not chance, and because you don't have faith in him.
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